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re: How to stop a dog attack
Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:44 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:44 pm to fr33manator
Not if it's All Shook Up
Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:45 pm to Nole Man
The body slam technique appears to work based on the video from last month
Of course, there is a reason adult males are rarely killed by a dog
Of course, there is a reason adult males are rarely killed by a dog
Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:45 pm to fr33manator
And that only works “in the ghetto”
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:24 pm to sqerty
quote:It’s funnier if you’ve fingered them first
You put your hand out so they can smell it
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:26 pm to shutterspeed
Any cop will tell you that. They love shooting dogs almost as much as hand-cuffing someone they don't like and beating them while they're helpless.
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:28 pm to tigeraddict
I’d rather be mauled than finger a dogs nasty a-hole
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:33 pm to Nole Man
When the dogs leads with his front legs to push you down.. grab them and push straight out. It breaks ribs, punctures major organs and immobilizes them. Permanently
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:38 pm to Nole Man
The best way to stop a dog attack is to exterminate pit bulls.
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:42 pm to Nole Man
Let him get my left forearm, I blow his fricking brains out with my EDC
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:15 pm to ReauxlTide222
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Wouldn’t it be easy to seriously frick a dog’s eyes if it had one of your extremities and would let go?
Yes. In the early 90s I saw this happen. A pit mix latched onto an old guys leg. The old man quickly took out the dogs eyes. The dog let go and froze. It just completely froze in one spot until it was put down.
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:47 pm to Turnblad85
After my injury but before (back) surgery, I was continuing to work at the animal shelter as a kennel tech. Taking dogs out of cages and cleaning the inside, then returning the dog. It was dangerous. One of the animal control officers had a 100 lbs. dog attack him suddenly. The dog had never been a problem. He was lucky to get away.
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:51 pm to Nole Man
That joke is old, the answer is to kill the dog on Sunday.
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:49 am to OweO
If a “real” dog attacks you there’s nothing you can really do short of having a weapon on you! I’ve trained protection dogs for about 5 years, everything you're saying we train the dogs to work through! A true “protection” dog there’s not much you can do short of having a gun. A knife might help, but you’re also going to take some serious damage with that before the dog quits!
This post was edited on 6/9/25 at 3:59 am
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:51 am to The Boat
German Shepards have more confirmed dog attacks than pit bulls!
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:56 am to Mr Clean
As I said, a true “protection” dog you can’t do much with in terms of fighting them off! We train them to work through pretty much ALL circumstances. Even if you have a weapon, they’re trained to attack the hand or arm the weapon is in. Once a protection dog gets a hold of your arm you’ll drop that weapon like it’s “a hot potato”
Posted on 6/9/25 at 8:05 am to LSUtigerNVegas
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German Shepards have more confirmed dog attacks than pit bulls!
Now do human attacks.
My GSD will absolutely bite another dog if another dog approaches her or us in an aggressive manner. Leash your shite dog and it won’t get bitten. Don’t approach my dog or me without my permission when my dog is in my presence. My dog will absolutely defend…that’s literally her job.
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