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re: How to stop a dog attack

Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by sqerty
AP
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Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:44 pm to
Not if it's All Shook Up
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:45 pm to
The body slam technique appears to work based on the video from last month

Of course, there is a reason adult males are rarely killed by a dog
Posted by PerryWinkleBlue
Member since Apr 2025
140 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:45 pm to
And that only works “in the ghetto”
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
24 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

You put your hand out so they can smell it
It’s funnier if you’ve fingered them first
Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
7663 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:26 pm to
Any cop will tell you that. They love shooting dogs almost as much as hand-cuffing someone they don't like and beating them while they're helpless.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80567 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:28 pm to
I’d rather be mauled than finger a dogs nasty a-hole
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4159 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:33 pm to
When the dogs leads with his front legs to push you down.. grab them and push straight out. It breaks ribs, punctures major organs and immobilizes them. Permanently
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:38 pm to
The best way to stop a dog attack is to exterminate pit bulls.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
108427 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:42 pm to
Let him get my left forearm, I blow his fricking brains out with my EDC
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1499 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Wouldn’t it be easy to seriously frick a dog’s eyes if it had one of your extremities and would let go?


Yes. In the early 90s I saw this happen. A pit mix latched onto an old guys leg. The old man quickly took out the dogs eyes. The dog let go and froze. It just completely froze in one spot until it was put down.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52656 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:47 pm to
After my injury but before (back) surgery, I was continuing to work at the animal shelter as a kennel tech. Taking dogs out of cages and cleaning the inside, then returning the dog. It was dangerous. One of the animal control officers had a 100 lbs. dog attack him suddenly. The dog had never been a problem. He was lucky to get away.
Posted by geaux2019
Member since Dec 2023
301 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:51 pm to
That joke is old, the answer is to kill the dog on Sunday.
Posted by LSUtigerNVegas
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2024
336 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:49 am to
If a “real” dog attacks you there’s nothing you can really do short of having a weapon on you! I’ve trained protection dogs for about 5 years, everything you're saying we train the dogs to work through! A true “protection” dog there’s not much you can do short of having a gun. A knife might help, but you’re also going to take some serious damage with that before the dog quits!
This post was edited on 6/9/25 at 3:59 am
Posted by LSUtigerNVegas
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2024
336 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:51 am to
German Shepards have more confirmed dog attacks than pit bulls!
Posted by LSUtigerNVegas
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2024
336 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:56 am to
As I said, a true “protection” dog you can’t do much with in terms of fighting them off! We train them to work through pretty much ALL circumstances. Even if you have a weapon, they’re trained to attack the hand or arm the weapon is in. Once a protection dog gets a hold of your arm you’ll drop that weapon like it’s “a hot potato”
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5739 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 8:05 am to
quote:

German Shepards have more confirmed dog attacks than pit bulls!


Now do human attacks.

My GSD will absolutely bite another dog if another dog approaches her or us in an aggressive manner. Leash your shite dog and it won’t get bitten. Don’t approach my dog or me without my permission when my dog is in my presence. My dog will absolutely defend…that’s literally her job.
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