How to save your friend front row parking.

That was convincing as hell.
That guy might be a professional.

Dude guarding the parking spot with pure neck pain and commitment hahaha. Parking lots turn normal people into tactical war generals in like 3 seconds.

I tried to get my Son in Law to jump out and do it this morning because we needed three spots for all the family cars at the annual Mother's Day Restaurant ...

He declined.

I would have done it but I was driving ... and it probably wouldn't work for an old white man in a mostly white extremely rural Southern lake village. My wife said someone would have tried to administer 1st aid.