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re: How smart is your wife?

Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:45 am to
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21132 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:45 am to
I definitely out kicked my coverage on intelligence and beauty.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Women With Bigger Butts Are Smarter


My wife has a big butt , has street smarts but not book smart.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10743 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:51 am to
Smarter than me. I'm more gangsta in these streets tho.
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:51 am to
You're brilliant, honey.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112388 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:52 am to
She's pretty smart. Small arse.

No pics, you dirty animals.
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 8:53 am
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7233 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:15 am to
She's extremely intelligent, except for the part where she married me. That decision was purely sexual.
Posted by Dandaman
Louisiana
Member since May 2017
797 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:16 am to
Pretty smart - in terms of a woman.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11865 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:21 am to
I love my wife's arse. She's also a double board certified physician.
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17398 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:24 am to
Smart as hell when it comes to being booksmart but as dumb as a pile of rocks when it comes to doing things that are actually important in life
Posted by ourkansastigah
behind enemy lines
Member since Feb 2015
343 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:27 am to
Mine believed 65mph was faster in a V8 truck than her V6 car due to motor size.....she's cute tho so even trade I guess
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10059 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:28 am to
Well, most black women have big butts. Just saying.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5407 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:29 am to
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
2743 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:34 am to
My wife: learned to read at age 3 on her own, G/T program in school, high school valedictorian, full college scholarship, med school, board certified physician. VERY SMART.

My wife: Can't read a map and can get lost in a phone booth, does things the hard way that take 3 times as long "because that's just the way I do it", can't figure out how to add something as an attachment to an e-mail, wouldn't plug in and use a wet-dry vac because "water and electricity don't mix and she'd get electrocuted". NOT SO SHARP.
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 1:53 pm
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77493 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:34 am to
she's fixin to get her 2nd Masters
Posted by DriverWedge3putt
Fairways
Member since Jul 2017
198 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:35 am to
Wife is one of the top Dr's in her field in the BR/Nola region. She has to take the same way to the hospital everytime because she is afraid of getting lost. Even if 10, Perkins, or all the fantastic Uptown streets are under construction - she will sit through it.

Her butt is perfect.

ETA: She doesn't know what TD is but she does know what an F250 and truck nuts are
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 10:19 am
Posted by hedgehog
Prairieville
Member since Oct 2006
2477 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:43 am to
My wife has a DVM and a nice, round booty.
Posted by Rabbs and QStick
Texas
Member since Apr 2012
3007 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:51 am to
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34654 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:52 am to
She is extremely smart.

Nice booty
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 10:00 am
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7120 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:02 am to
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Dumb as frick...which would also make me dumb as frick for marrying her. I smartened up. I divorced that bitch.


Sounds like you didn't smarten up that much... because if you divorced her, she's not your wife.
Posted by floyd of pink
Metry
Member since Nov 2011
3328 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:05 am to
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Very smart, zero common sense


I’m telling her you said that.
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