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re: How old is too old when dating someone?

Posted on 12/2/15 at 8:29 am to
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 8:29 am to
Half your age plus 7
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 8:31 am to
I found out the other day that I'd been buying an underaged chick drinks for a couple of weeks when she informed me that it was her 21st b-day. I am 31 right now, and she hasn't ever asked.

Unless you're younger than like 25, the sweet spot on girls is 22-27. Too immature before, and they go bonkers after.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 8:33 am to
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Unless you're younger than like 25, the sweet spot on girls is 22-27. Too immature before, and they go bonkers after.


Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 8:48 am to
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am 31 right now, and she hasn't ever asked.


31 is a tough age. I'd enjoy trying it again though.

I can't imagine talking to a 22 year old girl about more than how is school. That's too young at 31. But 31 year old women don't have time to dick around. There is a very narrow window of them enjoying "girls nights out" and being single. But they will eventually cling. They've either recently divorced or have never married and are probably cuckoo.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:01 am to
We actually get along really well and since she is on hiatus from school, I'm the only one who talks about it. I'm pretty active, so I guess it she never figured to ask. Our partying habits are similar also. I guess you could say I'm immature for my age, and she's mature for hers. Still, I've never had problems dating girls younger than me.

But yes, everything I've found is that chicks older than 27 are fricked in the head. It's like they go pre-menapausal then and realize their biological clock is ticking. Their worth decreases pretty quickly after that, and that fricks with their heads too.

I do know a couple of really awesome, fun, normal girls that are my age or a couple years younger, but they are extremely few and far between. I'd easily choose this 31 year old I know over anything else right now, but she lives 5 hours away. Such is life.
Posted by lsubuddy
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:11 am to
None of us have the right to say.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:12 am to
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Half your age plus seven.


Even at this the maturity differences will drive you nuts.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:14 am to
I'd watch that porno.

Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 10:11 am to
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Who could possibly be happy with 72-year old vag?


Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:29 am to
SO a wee bit south of the 72 mark. Porculator intact, functional and still delightful.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:45 am to
39, dating 25. Seems to be working for me....
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:53 am to
they can get married in a few years and the National Enquirer will pay for it
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:02 pm to
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Would an intimate bladder or uterine prolapse be sexy? Or cause an immediate break up?

I will never forgive you for the mental images you just caused me to have.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:05 pm to
Id imagine licking her cooch would make your mouth as dry as eating a whole jar of Skippy.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:07 pm to
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Though in a recent podcast appearance the Two and a Half Men star, 72, declined to name her partner, multiple sources tell PEOPLE that she has been dating American Horror Story star Sarah Paulson, 40, for a few months.


That's short of the line - half plus 7 - 72/2=36, 36+7=43.

In 4 or 5 years, they'll be within parameters.
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:17 pm to
can you imagine the two of them scissoring together?
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:29 pm to
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can you imagine the two of them scissoring together?


Yes.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
5473 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 1:00 pm to
My 21 yr old gf was 18 dating a 75yr old dude. im still not over it
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 1:14 pm to
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