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re: How often do you and your SO hook up each week?
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:25 am to LNCHBOX
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:25 am to LNCHBOX
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Yea, you're full of shite. You found a woman that is OK with you being scared of a little blood but is giving you nightly BJs when she's PMSing?
Yeah, pretty much... I don't expect to maintain this successful of a sex life, but she's still working for a ring, so I pretty much get what I want.
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Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:26 am to LSUvegasbombed
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so in other words, you had to pay for them
Do random girls give single guys BJs for no reason? You're paying for it one way or another regardless
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:28 am to prostyleoffensetime
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but she's still working for a ring, so I pretty much get what I want.
#powerplay
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:28 am to LSUvegasbombed
I used to get bj's on demand, now I can't even get a hand job.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:28 am to LNCHBOX
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Do random girls give single guys BJs for no reason
true that
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:29 am to mikelbr
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Get a daytime text of "I want that P in my V tonite" and I get home and she's got that look of "please don't try and frick me. I showered and I'm sleepy now."
That's the ol' "I want you home right after work" move. Another one is when the 2 of you are out and she whispers that in your ear. Then you break land speed records getting home. Only to find out, she just wasn't having fun and wanted to leave.
That's the whole point of them not giving it up on the regular. So they can use it as a bargaining chip later.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:33 am to LSUvegasbombed
These numbers are useless without saying how long you've been together
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:36 am to LSUvegasbombed
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so in other words, you had to pay for them
I am STILL paying for them.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:36 am to LSUvegasbombed
1-2 times a week.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:45 am to LSUvegasbombed
I have been married for 6 years and now have a 3 month old. Used to get it 2-3 times a week before we started trying for a kid. Then was getting 5-6 a week. Then she got pregnant and got it about 1-2 a week. Had the son and maybe if the moon is aligned with the north star just right I get it about once a week.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:45 am to TheIndulger
quote:Been together since 1999. Married in 2004. Could get it whenever my Johnson got hard. One day last week, I took a half dose of Viagra and still couldn't get any.
These numbers are useless without saying how long you've been together
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:50 am to LNCHBOX
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Yea, you're full of shite. You found a woman that is OK with you being scared of a little blood but is giving you nightly BJs when she's PMSing?
PMS is a lie. The only women that use it as an excuse are bitches 24/7 but for a week a month they can blame it on something.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:51 am to sjmabry
My wife and I do it doggie style. I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:54 am to Perrydawg
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maybe if the moon is aligned with the north star just right I get it about once a week.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:55 am to Perrydawg
quote:and people wonder why the infidelity rate is so high
Had the son and maybe if the moon is aligned with the north star just right I get it about once a week.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:55 am to miketiger
Just so y'all know, BRgetthenet banged every one of the SO's discussed in this thread. Only took him 1 week
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:57 am to Rouge
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and people wonder why the infidelity rate is so high
well if his wife is breastfeeding, her entire body/hormones are telling her not to have sex again because it knows that she just had a baby
its just biology
my wife breastfed for 14 months...it was brutal
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:58 am to Salmon
quote:and my entire body/hormones are tell me not to unload the dishwasher or fold the laundry
her entire body/hormones are telling her not to have sex again because it knows that she just had a baby
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:59 am to LSUvegasbombed
.0625
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:59 am to RockAndRollDetective
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Me: It's 10 o'clock
Her: Alright, let's get this over with
Me: It's 10:02
Her: Whatever
Its like we are the same person
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