re: how many times in your life did you shite yourself

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let’s not get crazy - it might be two tiers

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Two tiers become steps

chris and steps aren't compatible

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I hope to see her return at some point

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Im not being a dick here I promise, didn't she pass away last year?
someone posted her obit and it turned out a lot of people knew her IRL without knowing it was her, she was an atty maybe?

Today actually

This is one of my favorite stories about my embarrassing moment.

I was in HS, mom made me go to the doctor for stomach pains. I had appendicitis, and the doctor told me I needed to head over to the medical center and have it done ASAP. I was floored. I’d never broken a bone, much less had surgery. My parents came to the hospital and I’m still a bundle of nerves. I change into my gown, and I sit on the edge of a bed while the nurse is going over a few things with my parents. It turns out, they knew the nurse. I have a couple of tears streaming down my face, as the idea of being put under is scaring the hell out of me. I hadn’t eaten much of anything that day because of my stomach pains. What little I did have must have mixed with chugging that chalky stuff you need for a scan.

Anywho, my stomach in knots, parents talking to a nurse they knew, and I feel a fart coming. At the very least, it could offer a single second of comfort during this time. Nope, it was not a fart. Instead, I had liquid shite race out of my arse, plunging into the bed sheets. Naturally, the pressure from my cheeks onto the bed also created a situation where some of it launched out behind me.

There I sat with tears coming down my face sitting in my own liquid feces and leaving some on the floor…all for my parents to see. I guess, technically I didn’t shite myself since I was only in a gown?