re: How many times have you wrecked into someone while checking out a girl?

I know.

He's got a boat and a girl in a parking lot and he's gonna yell at her?

That wouldn't have been my move.

1st rule of staring at chicks and wrecks is to quit your job and post on TD more
2nd role of staring at chicks and wrecks is to practice your X ray vision on only fat chicks
3rd rule of staring at chicks and wrecks is to always have a piece of cheese with you when driving

Never wrecked, but I did get arrested for drag racing down Poplar avenue in Memphis because a buddy and I were checking out girls in the Mustang next to me when I was 19. The checking out didn't go so well, because they got arrested as well. Not an effective way to meet girls. Nobody was drag racing. We were, for lack of a better word, flirting. Didn't even know there was a policeman after us until he dang near ran us off the road. He wasn't happy, either. But I did get to ride downtown with a reasonably hot girl. She was pissed, as I said, so no back of the squad car sex ensued.

The first wreck I ever got into back in high school was because I was checking out the chick walking on the sidewalk. I rear ended a car stopped at a red light. Stuff like this certainly happens.

Driving on campus when it used to be open to vehicles was tough. You had to pay attention so that you didn't hit pedestrians, but man was it hard with so many girls walking around

I stupidly did it several years ago. I was on Bluebonnet in front of the Mall of LA headed towards Perkins. There was a hot chick next to me at a red light in the turning lane to turn into the mall. Her light turned green so she accelerated. I was checking her out and I accelerated too. Unfortunately, my light was still red and I smashed into the car stopped in front of me. It was hard to explain how I did something so stupid.