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re: How many times has your wife/gf cheated on you?

Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by Chief Hinge
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:01 pm to
FTW
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

275-300


So about 70 women with STDs.

Congrats?
Posted by Vanilla Ice
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:02 pm to
mikelbr is the board expert on threesomes with another dude so I’d trust what he’s saying








****
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:02 pm to
Right but scientifically speaking chicks are always gonna lez out in a threesome. Therefore fmf doesn’t exist.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Yucky as a Total Bottom Otter's arse 3 hours after eating Taco Bell.


Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Right but scientifically speaking chicks are always gonna lez out in a threesome. Therefore fmf doesn’t exist.



It's fricking science.












Pun intended
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:04 pm to
Always one more than Wilt Chamberlain.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Yucky as a Total Bottom Otter's arse 3 hours after eating Taco Bell.

You're never going to score a classy twink with that foul mouth of yours
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

figured as much. Just lookin out for you. mfm is straight dudes no sword crossing.

mmf is bi dudes boning the chick with some sword crossing.


yikes.. no sword crossing. just two straight bros
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:05 pm to
Bottom 'otter'?

(Heads off to urban)
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:05 pm to
Do escorts count? or are we discussing normal girls?
Posted by hottub
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:06 pm to
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Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

Bottom 'otter'


An Otter is a small bear, aka hairy gay dude.

Bottom is intuitive.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:09 pm to
Oh I see.

I imagine you gotta grease those things up for action?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:09 pm to
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I'm from Alabama, so I can only count to 20 anyway.



We appreciate your honesty baw
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:10 pm to
Do handys from the Asian massage parlor count?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Oh I see.

I imagine you gotta grease those things up for action?


IDFK. I ain't ever been in the same room with one of those spread asses.

My gay flight attendant cousin told me about otters last year. He's into them.
This post was edited on 12/17/18 at 2:11 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:11 pm to


filing this under "things i didn't need to know"
Posted by hawgndodge
Member since Jun 2009
5443 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:11 pm to
1 and I'm proud of that
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

An Otter is a small bear


a "small bear" he said
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