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re: How many of you baws out kicked your coverage?
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:20 pm to DustyPirate
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:20 pm to DustyPirate
I've been truly blessed to have been with multiple incredible-looking women. I have a terrible personality and extremely introverted but I was very good-looking, when I was younger. I was 6'3"/185 (now 245) - I just wish I had been more outgoing because in retrospect I'm sure I could've bagged many more. I also got married at 21 (to a woman I met when I was 18) so I was off the market for the 7-8 years I was with her (and she wasn't an OT 8+). I missed out on my prime years, but my daughter came out of it so it was for the best. I'm just thankful for the ones I had.
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Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:23 pm to BeachDude022
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Me! Bagged a bikini fitness competitor wife (no pics). I’m fit and a gym rat, but nowhere near her level. Also she’s a kick arse travel companion and likes to watch sports and drink with me in her offseason. I hit the jackpot. Introduced through a mutual friend.
One of the girls I mentioned in my previous post was a bikini fitness competitor... hope it isn't your wife! Initials were AH. Chances are your wife probably knows her
This post was edited on 1/3/25 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:24 pm to DustyPirate
No. I married a 7.5 with an incredible arse who likes to be treated like shite.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:32 pm to DustyPirate
Just be funny as frick.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:55 pm to DustyPirate
My kick went out of bounds. 
Posted on 1/3/25 at 7:56 pm to 0x15E
So you’re saying the “Hot/Crazy Matrix” is the blueprint?
This post was edited on 1/3/25 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 1/3/25 at 8:02 pm to moontigr
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One of the girls I mentioned in my previous post was a bikini fitness competitor... hope it isn't your wife! Initials were AH. Chances are your wife probably knows her
Nope, not her. Whew
It’s a small community tho, so they prob know each other Posted on 1/3/25 at 8:07 pm to BeachDude022
She's from Tangipahoa Parish. This was back around 06-07.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 8:20 pm to moontigr
Ah ok. My wife started competing 2 years ago.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 8:26 pm to DustyPirate
Definitely out kicked my coverage and she has the body of a 19 year old. I did what every man who has ever had sex with several women has done, get in touch with your soft side and pretend to listen. Always, keep your body in good shape, have a decent job, and stay in touch with your parents.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 8:26 pm to DustyPirate
In the looks department my wife has always had a smaller frame and been really pretty. We married when I was 24. I was half arse wandering through college and she was going for some underpaid career degree and I gently steered her into a different direction and she got her NP degree 5 or 6 years ago. She's ramped up the fitness aspect in recent years and now outearns me. We have a very complimentary lifestyle. Where I have weaknesses she has strengths and vice versa. I won't say I married up because at the time I was the "breadwinner" as much as you could be making $65k a year but I never made any issues about materialistic things. And that's been my "secret". Figure out what makes you happy being with your spouse and fight the long battle over the things that are less meaningful in your relationship. One last point of advice is to find 10 to 15 minutes every day to do something productive around the house. Sweep the floors, do the dishes, clean the baseboards, mow the yard. Doesn't matter what it is. 10 to 15 min every day is an insignificant amount of time and your wife can never say you're not trying or making an effort.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 8:40 pm to DustyPirate
Lost her when I wouldn't get dunked in her church. Lawd, she was a solid 10 and would get hers in 5 minutes then whatever I wanted the rest of the night.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 8:41 pm to Willie Stroker
quote:
She noticed me at her best friend's funeral.
Wedding Crashers
Posted on 1/3/25 at 9:21 pm to DustyPirate
We were about even on looks 25 years ago when married and both the swme age. She has very fair skin and avoids prolonged sun exposure. After hard living and a physical job I look 20 years older than her.
When we go out people legit think our 24 year old son and my 45 year old wife are both my kids.
When we go out people legit think our 24 year old son and my 45 year old wife are both my kids.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 9:53 pm to JohnnyKilroy
quote:<——Team Scruffy
We should set up a charity boxing match between you and mingo.
Unlike Scruffy, Mingo doesn’t relieve suffering: he causes it.
Posted on 1/4/25 at 12:47 am to DustyPirate
Mine was one of those that got hotter as she got older. She was hot to start with though, but she got rare in the thirties up into the forties. She's pretty hot in her fifties now to be honest. I'm a lucky man, no pic
Posted on 1/4/25 at 1:04 am to DustyPirate
quote:PIIHB
secret for bagging her
Posted on 1/4/25 at 1:40 am to DustyPirate
Without reading this whole thread, I bet everyone is talking about how gorgeous his wife is. Knowing most posters are from Louisiana/the South and middle aged, and knowing about 90% of middle aged women in the South are fat, lies will be told in this thread.
Posted on 1/4/25 at 8:29 am to biglego
Yep everyone's wife here breaks the hot crazy matrix. Super hot and also super cool, oh wait they make more money than me too.
I had no idea there were so many hot women in Louisiana, every time I go back home it looks like they are filming an ogre movie.
I had no idea there were so many hot women in Louisiana, every time I go back home it looks like they are filming an ogre movie.
Posted on 1/4/25 at 8:32 am to BoogaBear
More likely it’s just that these dudes are extremely ugly and/or fat
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