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re: How many grown men would it take to physically restrain a gorilla?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 1:18 pm to StringedInstruments
Posted on 4/23/18 at 1:18 pm to StringedInstruments
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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Posted on 4/23/18 at 1:38 pm to TheCaterpillar
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According to several websites, 4,600 lbs.
The weight of the average new car sold in the US is about 4,100 lb's. So this beast can benchpress a Subaru. I predict first round KO/Murders for the Gorilla against a horde of humans.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 1:49 pm to StringedInstruments
Not sure, is this taking place at Sonic?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 1:50 pm to JackieTreehorn
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So this beast can benchpress a Subaru.
And has serious fast twitch too. They are fast, quick, agile, athletic, etc.
He would pile the bodies up.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 1:52 pm to StringedInstruments
FWIW,despite their fearsome appearance gorillas are pretty mild mannered.
OTOH a chimp will frick you up.
OTOH a chimp will frick you up.
This post was edited on 4/23/18 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 4/23/18 at 1:54 pm to TheCaterpillar
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He would pile the bodies up.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 1:56 pm to LSUWoodworker
You gon get bannned...
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:02 pm to StringedInstruments
All of them
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:46 pm to 777Tiger
I enjoyed this thread way more than I should have lol. Have an up vote OP
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:53 pm to CaptainsWafer
I don’t think that several of them will never be able to contribute at the same time he would just swap them away to three at a time
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:55 pm to StringedInstruments
Going with the Over for sure. I'd put it at least double that. Good luck having balls to storm a gorilla and living.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:20 pm to NYCAuburn
[img]Since it can take 5-7 cops to restrain a guy on PCP, I'd say 30+[/img]
What about 15 guys on PCP?
What about 15 guys on PCP?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 4:09 pm to StringedInstruments
I laughed so hard reading this thread.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 4:11 pm to StringedInstruments
This thread is an example of why I've loved TD for as long as I have.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 4:17 pm to DallasTiger
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How Strong Are Gorillas?
To date, no research has been conducted into how strong gorillas are compared to humans. Comparisons cannot be made very easily. Some people say that a silverback male is ten times stronger than a man while others claim a silverback is 27 times stronger. However, neither argument has been proved. A gorilla male probably looks much stronger than he actually is, as he doesn't have that much more muscle tissue than humans.
Lets pick the 30 baddest OTers to take on a gorilla and meet at sonic
Posted on 4/23/18 at 4:26 pm to Topwater Trout
So what's the general consensus here baws? Will 20 cut it or no?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 4:26 pm to idlewatcher
No
Posted on 4/23/18 at 4:27 pm to idlewatcher
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So what's the general consensus here baws? Will 20 cut it or no?
Not even close is the consensus.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 4:33 pm to StringedInstruments
Not right away with any number without harming it but if fast enough in the beginning and continuously chased humans are said to outrun any species in terms of distance. Where it out entirely and 1, 2, 3
Posted on 4/23/18 at 4:35 pm to StringedInstruments
I wonder if it would be illegal to get like 200 people to sign waivers and attempt this? Could stream it on the internet death race style and pay the survivors some percentage of the profits. Maybe people can volunteer to go in first for a bonus.
This post was edited on 4/23/18 at 4:41 pm
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