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re: How many grown men would it take to physically restrain a gorilla?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:57 am to StringedInstruments
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:57 am to StringedInstruments
There would be casualties.
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Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:57 am to olgoi khorkhoi
You could have huge men punching that gorilla as hard as they could and the gorilla wouldn't be phased. It would be futile, like punching a brick wall.
And you can't put something that thick and strong with essentially 4 massive arms in a wrestling move like a full nelson to lock him down.
It'd take over 50, and even then, not sure it's possible.
And you can't put something that thick and strong with essentially 4 massive arms in a wrestling move like a full nelson to lock him down.
It'd take over 50, and even then, not sure it's possible.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:57 am to TheCaterpillar
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50 people and the first 20 are dead meat sacrifices. You'd just have to keep going at him until he was tired.
Even then I have doubts.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:58 am to TheFonz
Not going to happen. The only way he's stopping is if you bury him under a pile of corpses.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:59 am to StringedInstruments
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I'll set the over/under at 20.
I'll take the under if I can swap 6 grown men for 30 guinea pigs.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:01 am to StringedInstruments
Those things are vegamatics....They would massacre a whole horde of men.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:01 am to StringedInstruments
I just don't think it's even possible. The time it takes for more dudes to reach him would be enough time for him to kill the dudes already on him. It would be an unending stream of human corpses.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:01 am to StringedInstruments
Im gonna go with impossible
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:03 am to StringedInstruments
In fairness, the Hulk took one down by himself once.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:03 am to Walking the Earth
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Is he just standing there letting everybody get a hold of him or does he get to do gorilla shite like rip arms off and beat other people with them as they approach?
Full-on gorilla attack mode. If he has the capability of ripping off an arm and using it as a weapon, then it's fair game. Vice versa. If the men rip off the gorilla's arm, they now have a weapon.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:04 am to StringedInstruments
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Full-on gorilla attack mode
Literally could kill 1 man per 1-2 seconds. No matter how fast the stream of men came at him, he'd kill them all
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:04 am to StringedInstruments
1 Hammertime, baw.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:05 am to StringedInstruments
Chuck Norris could do it by himself.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:08 am to StringedInstruments
I need 10 guys and 1lb of PCP.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:09 am to StringedInstruments
This is impossible. Gorilla can run away, climb trees, and when just one or two men finally get to it, it would be able to dispatch those men easily.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:09 am to StringedInstruments
I saw a video where a gorilla grabbed a piece of bamboo and broke it...like a twig. Some scientists took that bamboo from the same tree and tested it’s tolerance before snapping. It took the force of 1200lbs to break it. The humans would get their skulls caved in with one punch.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:10 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Literally could kill 1 man per 1-2 seconds. No matter how fast the stream of men came at him, he'd kill them all
Animals get tired.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:11 am to JackieTreehorn
I put my money on one man.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:14 am to StringedInstruments
according to quick google search
Since it can take 5-7 cops to restrain a guy on PCP, I'd say 30+, but then you have the problem of how do you get 30 people to have enough room to restrain them
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An adult gorilla is about six times stronger, if you're talking about upper body strength, than an adult human.
Since it can take 5-7 cops to restrain a guy on PCP, I'd say 30+, but then you have the problem of how do you get 30 people to have enough room to restrain them
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:15 am to StringedInstruments
If you got 100 Brock Lesnar types with the right mentality, that wouldn’t quit after watching those before them killed savagely, and they all attacked at once and had a good plan, the monkey would kill them all.
This post was edited on 4/24/18 at 3:08 pm
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