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re: How do you know when you are getting old?

Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:22 am to
Posted by ATL-TIGER-732
ATL
Member since Jun 2013
2291 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:22 am to
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The first time a hot chick said yessir to me in a bar at the beach. Ouch!!!

When a pretty young sales clerk said "You remind me of my father".
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
3058 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 7:33 am to
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Young people hold the door open for you and call you sir.


Or what will it be boss?
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 7:41 am to
When you get senior's discounts on lap dances at the local strip club.
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11063 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 7:46 am to
I've been doing 1,2,3 & 5 for years now. And I'm still not old.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18440 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 7:46 am to
When I stopped going to bars that were too loud to hold a conversation in
Posted by PygmalionEffect
Member since Jul 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 7:58 am to
You'll gladly spend two grand on a mattress that prevents you from waking up every morning too stiff to hardly move.


And you didn't do anything strenuous the day before.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 8:07 am to
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When you are walking in the mall and you are checking out the MOM and not the dauther


Best answer yet. Also, when you fall on the floor and have to develop a plan to get up.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65958 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 8:08 am to
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just send me an email


quote:

at yahoo


Old person thing to say
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 8:25 am to
"My Bad" "No Problem" have replaced "My apology" and "Your Welcome"

This is a sure sign of age for me, irritates the shite out of me
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
68955 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 8:27 am to
When you are envious about the people complaining about being in their late 20s or 30.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13821 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:14 am to
I've said it before, but when you play a pickup game of basketball and realize that you are the annoying old guy who plays helpside defense, blocks out, takes charges, and sets picks. And you're sore as hell the next day.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16951 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 10:33 am to
I have a cousin that I remember going visit in the hospital when he was born when I was a kid...he's a senior in high school now.

Yep.
Posted by MNCscripper
St. George
Member since Jan 2004
11813 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 10:35 am to
Bottle flipping
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15086 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 10:51 am to
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You look forward to a quiet evening

Being able to have no plans whatsoever is so awesome
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