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re: How do I know a fly buzzing around me isn’t a reincarnated relative

Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:18 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72999 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:18 pm to
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I met a girl on a flight back from Peru once
Pics or calling BS.

And did you get the Peruty?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19470 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:23 pm to
The mushroom growing in cow shite can make you think like that.
Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
6541 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 9:01 pm to
It is
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 9:10 pm to
How do you know your dead relative, when they were alive, was not my reincarnated fly that I crushed when it landed on my snowball back in 3rd grade?
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12727 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 9:14 pm to
Smash it.

If it's a relative you liked, you're sending them onto a better existence (hopefully)

If it's a relative you hated, you get some measure of satisfaction.
This post was edited on 9/21/25 at 9:14 pm
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10533 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 10:52 pm to
One of my theories is there are X amount of souls so increasing human population is mostly due to us killing too many things.

Too many possibilities to ever guess right. All i know is that nothingness can't exist.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84859 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 4:36 am to
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How do I know a fly buzzing around me isn’t a reincarnated relative
You don't, but you can believe anything you want. That's the beauty of being a crazy person
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17248 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 6:12 am to
I had a fly in the house last night that could not be caught. It’s was wild how skilled he was at avoiding the swat of silence.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10754 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 7:03 am to
How many pots have you smoken?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6350 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 7:11 am to
step away from the bong
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:51 am to
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How do I know a fly buzzing around me isn’t a reincarnated relative

trying to get my attention?

How cruel would the creator of the universe have to be to make a person, and upon that person’s death, turn them into an insect with all of their human memories?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83235 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:59 am to
There are more flies on earth right now than all the humans who have ever existed. So it’s doubtful
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