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Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:02 am to Rouge
quote:
I'm just going to use GoFundMe to help post my next bail
I'll help set it up for ya'. Gonna be hard to do from jail don't you think, Rouge?
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:06 am to liz18lsu
If I can't sneak my phone in, I will need someone on the outside


Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:10 am to Rouge
Assuming I didn't get busted with you, I got your back. 
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:15 am to liz18lsu
quote:we'd have to go all Bonnie and Clyde in a really progressive area so that you could be my celly in the co-ed jail. I mean, why aren't SJWs fighting for that equality?
Assuming I didn't get busted with you,
quote:not if I get yours first.
I got your back
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:19 am to Rouge
quote:
celly in the co-ed jail
How did you know my ultimate fantasy?!
This post was edited on 3/11/18 at 7:20 am
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:25 am to Rouge
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This post was edited on 2/13/25 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:27 am to lnomm34
quote:you got me, Captain Calculator
They might be. But I bet they know 64 plus 9 does not equal 75
Liz usually handles all of my numbers work
I try to do it once on my own, and you see what happens
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:28 am to Rouge
In the state of louisiana the fee is 12% of the bond. The Bondsman gets 10%, the jail gets the 2%. Plus now jails started charging a per charge fee. Most of the jails charge $30 per charge. Bossier & Webster charge $35.
For Example
On one $10,000 charge in Webster Parish, the bondsman would quote $1235. Of that $1235, the jail would receive $235. Depending on the bondsman insurance rate, say 1.6% of the $10,000 will be taken out of the quoted $1235.
Quoted $1235 - Jail Fees of $235 leaves $1000 - 1.6% insurance fee $160 = $840 left for the Bondsman.
Spainhour Bail Bonds
For Example
On one $10,000 charge in Webster Parish, the bondsman would quote $1235. Of that $1235, the jail would receive $235. Depending on the bondsman insurance rate, say 1.6% of the $10,000 will be taken out of the quoted $1235.
Quoted $1235 - Jail Fees of $235 leaves $1000 - 1.6% insurance fee $160 = $840 left for the Bondsman.
Spainhour Bail Bonds
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:28 am to Rouge
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:32 am to lnomm34
quote:
Captain Calculator
quote:doesn't work as well, sorry.
General Calculator
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:42 am to Topwater Trout
quote:
How do bail bondsmen operate?
With these
This post was edited on 3/11/18 at 7:44 am
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:48 am to RoyBoy2323
What happens if you do a property bond on the 75k without a bondsman...the collateral has to be for the entire 75k or the 9k? And the 9k isn’t lost when the person shows up for court correct?
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:49 am to Topwater Trout
quote:
A property bond is a bond that posts the value of tangible property, such as real estate, in order to obtain a pre-trial release from jail. In some cases, the value of the property may need to be twice as high as the bail amount in order for a property bond to be accepted. A property bond is not allowed in every state.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 7:51 am to Topwater Trout
quote:would you please be my financial advisor?
What happens if you do a property bond on the 75k without a bondsman...the collateral has to be for the entire 75k or the 9k? And the 9k isn’t lost when the person shows up for court correct?

Posted on 3/11/18 at 8:03 am to Rouge
i don’t understand why you’re being an arse. The 12% (9k) is what needs to be posted to get them released correct? 10% of that is refunded when the suspect shows up for court correct?
I have a lot of experience with financial advisors and none with the bonding process bc I’ve never been arrested or bailed someone out of jail.
You said a bondsman gets paid 9k to bail the guy out...why in the frick would anyone throw away that much money instead of just putting it up themselves and getting it back when they show up to court?
I have a lot of experience with financial advisors and none with the bonding process bc I’ve never been arrested or bailed someone out of jail.
You said a bondsman gets paid 9k to bail the guy out...why in the frick would anyone throw away that much money instead of just putting it up themselves and getting it back when they show up to court?
Posted on 3/11/18 at 8:06 am to Topwater Trout
TT, you lose whatever money you give a bondsman. I don't know how much they keep, but you are out the money you give them. You give them (typically 10%) of bail, kiss that goodbye.
Rouge being an arse? Color me shocked.
Rouge being an arse? Color me shocked.
This post was edited on 3/11/18 at 8:08 am
Posted on 3/11/18 at 8:09 am to Topwater Trout
quote:
You said a bondsman gets paid 9k to bail the guy out...why in the frick would anyone throw away that much money instead of just putting it up themselves and getting it back when they show up to court?
Without a bondsman, you have to pony up the full amount.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 8:09 am to Topwater Trout
quote:the goal of Bond is to ensure that you show up to court
don’t understand why you’re being an arse.
If you offer collateral, if will.have to be for the entire bond or more.
When you show up to court, you get to keep what you put up as collateral.
I'm sure they would still tack on some bullshite fees.
quote:because they don't have access to $75,000. Most people don't.
out...why in the frick would anyone throw away that much money instead of just putting it up themselves and getting it back when they show up to court?
I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not very smart on this topic....at all
If you are trolling me, I applaud your efforts.
This post was edited on 3/11/18 at 8:09 am
Posted on 3/11/18 at 8:11 am to Topwater Trout
nevermind, you seem incapable of grasping a very simple concept
This post was edited on 3/11/18 at 8:14 am
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