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How clean are you really?
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:53 am
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:53 am

I know you pretty boys before you got married have jumped the fence to the trashy side and scored you some, maybe not on a regular basis, but you have. Ever tell your SO the sticky details of your past sexual excursions?
This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 9:16 am
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:56 am to PhilnDaBlank
I can pass a drug test 

Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:56 am to PhilnDaBlank
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Ever tell your SO the sticky details
Are you insinuating that you’ve been ejaculated on?
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:57 am to PhilnDaBlank
What a waste of a pretty girl
Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:01 am to OysterPoBoy
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Are you insinuating that you’ve been ejaculated on?
I think OP likes to accidentally shoot himself in the face when he jacks in bed
Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:09 am to Rouge
quote:
What a waste of a pretty girl
It might be a dude
Posted on 9/15/19 at 9:10 am to PhilnDaBlank
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Ever tell your SO the sticky details of your past sexual excursions?
Do it. Then report back how that worked out for you.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 10:11 am to PhilnDaBlank
So you’re a private investigator?
Posted on 9/15/19 at 10:38 am to PhilnDaBlank
Only had gonahereea twice
Posted on 9/15/19 at 10:54 am to PhilnDaBlank
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Ever tell your SO the sticky details of your past sexual excursions?
Nope. She's never asked either.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 12:17 pm to PhilnDaBlank
On a scale from Ol’ Dirty Bastard to the second coming of Jesus Christ, I’m around a James Franco.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 12:57 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Just for the sake of this post, i will type my usual. More baws need to see this anyway.
No matter how much you wanna believe that your SO is 100% honest with you about her sexual past, she will never ever tell you the whole truth. Not because she is a liar but because she likes/loves you. She wants you to do the same. If you knew that she had some wild moments back in college, you may think negative about her. These are things that you will never find out about and she will take to her grave.
So, baws don’t be nieve. Not saying your lady is a porn star but the fact that she has had a few dudes loads on her face is just something you will never know about.
You may know about boyfriends and guys she dated for a while but not that ransoms.
It’s cool though cause you ain’t gonna tell her about a few random vaginas you stuck your wiener in either so it all works out in the end.
No matter how much you wanna believe that your SO is 100% honest with you about her sexual past, she will never ever tell you the whole truth. Not because she is a liar but because she likes/loves you. She wants you to do the same. If you knew that she had some wild moments back in college, you may think negative about her. These are things that you will never find out about and she will take to her grave.
So, baws don’t be nieve. Not saying your lady is a porn star but the fact that she has had a few dudes loads on her face is just something you will never know about.
You may know about boyfriends and guys she dated for a while but not that ransoms.
It’s cool though cause you ain’t gonna tell her about a few random vaginas you stuck your wiener in either so it all works out in the end.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 1:16 pm to Fat and Happy
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No matter how much you wanna believe that your SO is 100% honest with you about her sexual past, she will never ever tell you the whole truth. Not because she is a liar but because she likes/loves you. She wants you to do the same. If you knew that she had some wild moments back in college, you may think negative about her. These are things that you will never find out about and she will take to her grave.
I agree 100%. The male ego is fragile thing.
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