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Houston Strip Clubs

Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:45 am
Posted by Brightside Bengal
Old Metairie
Member since Sep 2007
3881 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:45 am
Heading to Houston today to meet up with some friends for the weekend. Will be going to the pels / rockets game then will be looking to hit a strip club or two.

Which Houston gentlemen's establishment does the OT suggest?
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12640 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:48 am to
Tampa bay or bust
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:48 am to
Men's Club
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28818 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:49 am to
none of them north of houston on 45. not that i've been, but they all like you're one lap dance away from herpes on the outside.
Posted by David Banner
Member since Mar 2017
122 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:49 am to
Dixie Divas on Iberville is better than anything in Houston.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:49 am to
Treasures*



*This suggestion is nearly 10 years old.

This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 9:05 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12057 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:50 am to
I think most of them are on the outskirts of town. Haven't seen any downtown close to Toyota Center. Not a strip club guy tho so I could be wrong.
Posted by Scanlon Shorthalt
Member since Jan 2017
287 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:51 am to
My titty bar days are far behind me but back in the day St. James was pretty awesome. There was a place on Richmond that had some of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen, including walking through the quad on a Tuesday. Too many fried brain cells to remember the name though.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:52 am to
The best one are Uptown area.

quote:

none of them north of houston on 45. not that i've been, but they all like you're one lap dance away from herpes on the outside.


Fantasy Plaza at Gulf Bank was the first titter I ever went to

Also Treasures is not what it was several years ago. I would avoid it. Men's Club is where you want to go
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 8:53 am
Posted by crazytigerfan69
everywhere
Member since Apr 2004
5702 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:55 am to
Men's club

Treasures is nice, but you will be pestered to get private dances a lot.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29472 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Fantasy Plaza at Gulf Bank

Recently got busted for "the usual"
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:01 am to
Strip clubs are a complete and total waste of time and money and any guy who goes to one is a retard

You are paying to validate women when instead you can sit at home on Facebook or instagram and validate them for free

Nothing is more beta than paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from

Strip clubs are for beta losers

Better off putting that money to better use
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51046 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:04 am to
Mens Club FTW

Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7096 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:07 am to
quote:

women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from


Goldennugget has obviously never been to Visions.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 9:08 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12057 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:08 am to
Do strip clubs that stay open later than 2am serve alcohol as well past 2am?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Strip clubs are for beta losers

Could you write us some reviews?
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:13 am to
Make a pros and cons list regarding visiting a strip club. If you decide to go after said consideration, accept that you are a loser.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:13 am to
No
Posted by reggo75
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2016
1433 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:17 am to
I'm not much of a strip club guy... but we did my bachelor party in Houston so the guys took me to a place called Riviera and they let you bring your own ice chest.

I don't think they expected us to have a 150 qt full of beer but they didn't stop us from bringing it in. Cool place.
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24538 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Strip clubs are a complete and total waste of time


You serious? What is better than being around a bunch of scantily clad or naked women.


For OP, here are the yelp ratings/reviews for Houston:
https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Strip+Clubs&find_loc=Houston%2C+TX

https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Gentlemens+Clubs&find_loc=Houston%2C+TX

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