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re: Hot Pocket mouth burn

Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:41 am to
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
6139 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:41 am to
quote:

quote: Why are you eating hot pockets at 9am?


Well...
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
11198 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:41 am to
Next time just microwave some frozen pizza rolls!
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4613 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:49 am to
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6581 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:51 am to
Hot pockets are either too damn hot or too damn cold. There is no middle ground.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:52 am to
quote:

nibble on the end to create a small opening and squeeze it open like you would a vagina.


Huh... After all this time, I've been having sex all wrong.
Posted by RattyBlowfish
Member since Sep 2014
2947 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Why are you eating hot pockets at 9am?




HEY... frick you! I eat a breakfast hot pocket every god damn morning
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:55 am to
It’s no joke. I still remebwe burning the absolute shite out of my mouth eating one growing up. Outside wasn’t hot so I bit in and thought I would never be able to taste again
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56194 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:11 am to
Here in La., there are plenty of personal injury attorneys to help you figure out how to sue. This is perhaps our most lucrative "industry".
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7571 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:16 am to
You have to take a bite from the outside, then immediately take a bite from the very middle.

Mixing the molten hot lava with the frozen core will put you in the Goldilocks zone.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38685 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Gaffigan GIF
One of my favorite Tosh moments was him ending a joke with "hooot pooocket" and saying, "I had a friend of mine write the end of that joke."
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Why are you eating hot pockets at 9am?



They make breakfast hot pockets.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41496 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:24 am to
Gotta cut em open on 3 sides and let that bitch vent. 2 min open and they are perfect. The ham and cheese ones are still good idc what anyone says
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61712 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:30 am to
They don't call em Cold Pockets baw
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:34 am to
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
19011 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:41 am to
well OP - in addition to burning your mouth, prepare to burn your arse when it comes out.
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