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Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:41 am to Bedhog
Next time just microwave some frozen pizza rolls!
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:51 am to Bedhog
Hot pockets are either too damn hot or too damn cold. There is no middle ground.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:52 am to OscarTheGrouch
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nibble on the end to create a small opening and squeeze it open like you would a vagina.
Huh... After all this time, I've been having sex all wrong.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:53 am to LSUJML
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Why are you eating hot pockets at 9am?
HEY... frick you! I eat a breakfast hot pocket every god damn morning
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:55 am to Bedhog
It’s no joke. I still remebwe burning the absolute shite out of my mouth eating one growing up. Outside wasn’t hot so I bit in and thought I would never be able to taste again
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:11 am to Bedhog
Here in La., there are plenty of personal injury attorneys to help you figure out how to sue. This is perhaps our most lucrative "industry".
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:16 am to Bedhog
You have to take a bite from the outside, then immediately take a bite from the very middle.
Mixing the molten hot lava with the frozen core will put you in the Goldilocks zone.
Mixing the molten hot lava with the frozen core will put you in the Goldilocks zone.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:17 am to WildManGoose
quote:One of my favorite Tosh moments was him ending a joke with "hooot pooocket" and saying, "I had a friend of mine write the end of that joke."
Gaffigan GIF
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:22 am to LSUJML
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Why are you eating hot pockets at 9am?
They make breakfast hot pockets.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:24 am to Bedhog
Gotta cut em open on 3 sides and let that bitch vent. 2 min open and they are perfect. The ham and cheese ones are still good idc what anyone says 
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:30 am to Bedhog
They don't call em Cold Pockets baw
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:41 am to Harry Morgan
well OP - in addition to burning your mouth, prepare to burn your arse when it comes out.
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