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Horny dolphin shuts down beach
Posted on 8/28/18 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 8/28/18 at 12:54 pm
CNN with the best news
Who's naming dolphins these days?
Jellyfish are the worst, Erwan.
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The pretty coastal village of Landévennec in Finistère, in France's northwestern Brittany region, has been terrorized by a sexually aroused dolphin getting too close to swimmers.
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he's something of a local celebrity on the Brittany coast and affectionately nicknamed Zafar.
Who's naming dolphins these days?
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Others thought the ban was unnecessary. Local lawyer Erwan le Cornec told Le Telegramme that the new bylaw was excessive and contributed to the "demonization" of the dolphin. Le Cornec has vowed to campaign against the decree, also pointing out bylaws don't exist for other sea creatures -- such as jellyfish.
Jellyfish are the worst, Erwan.
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 12:55 pm to ThatMakesSense
i wonder if he did that on porpoise
Posted on 8/28/18 at 12:55 pm to ThatMakesSense
Dolphins are the rapists of the sea
Posted on 8/28/18 at 12:55 pm to TheHardyBadger
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Dolphins are the Trillhogs of the sea
Posted on 8/28/18 at 12:57 pm to ThatMakesSense
Emmanuel Macron has a son?
Posted on 8/28/18 at 12:58 pm to ThatMakesSense
he's searching for a mate. I mean what's a guy to do?Dude can't get on Tinder.
This post was edited on 8/28/18 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:01 pm to MorbidTheClown
Phones don't work under the ocean. He has to do it old school.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:04 pm to ThatMakesSense
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:09 pm to ThatMakesSense
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky"
-Zafar the Horny Dolphin.
-Zafar the Horny Dolphin.
This post was edited on 8/28/18 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:09 pm to JetsetNuggs
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:10 pm to ThatMakesSense
Poor guy is just trying to get his shells off. Give him a break
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:12 pm to duggieblue
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duggieblue
That's probably all she could get
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:19 pm to ThatMakesSense
Not one Jim MacElwain joke yet? Christ people, c'mon.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:30 pm to MorbidTheClown
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Marine wildlife experts say lonely dolphins sometimes seek contact, rubbing themselves against boats or people
i rub myself on boats too
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:33 pm to TheHardyBadger
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:35 pm to ThatMakesSense
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:49 pm to ZappBrannigan
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Known Dolphin Rape caves
What in the flying frick??
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:04 pm to ThatMakesSense
Damn incels are a menace to society.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:05 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Horny dolphin shuts down beach
I thought this was going to be a thread about Cecil Collins...I thought maybe he was back up to his old tricks. My bad.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:06 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:Yeah it's just not right
also pointing out bylaws don't exist for other sea creatures -- such as jellyfish.
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