Started By
Message

re: Hooters caves to protestors: Opens 1st ‘Femboy hooters’ in Buffalo NY

Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:33 am to
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13527 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:33 am to
quote:

The easiest way to tell this is a joke: realizing that it's not "good enough" for the modern left. Opening a "separate but equal" Hooters clearly labeled as "Femboy Hooters" would basically be "racist" to the left. They would absolutely insist these people are "real biological females" and should be working in a normal Hooters. It's "discrimination" to single out / separate the trannies from real women, because "they are real women".


Jesus Christ, turn off your television dude.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27348 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:48 am to
Bee wannabe site
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:50 am to
Bet that joke will stay open for a long time
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 8:05 am to
I can't believe it's not the Bee.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 8:06 am to
quote:

The easiest way to tell this is a joke: realizing that it's not "good enough" for the modern left. Opening a "separate but equal" Hooters clearly labeled as "Femboy Hooters" would basically be "racist" to the left.


What makes it good satire is that it's using the "separate but equal" push that progressives have been doing lately. Then plays of the LGBTQ pandering.

It's just believable enough where you would need to check.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
4841 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 8:08 am to
quote:

These days, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to differentiate between reality and satire.


If you're totally unfamiliar with the word "lampoon," I guess...
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5099 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 8:08 am to
quote:

No cooters at that Hooters.


They can call it Peckers and have a woodpecker in the logo, instead of an owl.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 8:16 am to
quote:

They can call it Peckers and have a woodpecker in the logo, instead of an owl.



The game plan will be to eventually force Hooters to hire anyone - fat or skinny, male or female...as servers in their restaurants.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14003 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 8:23 am to
There’s not enough draft beer in the world.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 8:59 am to
quote:

2nd one will open in College Station.


This comment, no matter how much appreciated, will not be appreciated enough
Posted by EarnYourStripes
Member since Aug 2014
553 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 9:13 am to
There needs to be an OT rule regarding posting satire material as truth.

I’m not against sharing this stuff, cause most of it is pretty funny, especially if it makes it to the OT. It’s pretty consistent that people don’t click these links if they’re summarized well enough in the OP, and they presume it’s actual news.

News is bad enough these days with slanting their reporting according to their allegiances. The last thing we need is for it to be even further diluted with satire being presented as actual news.

Let’s keep the OT sacred - a place where we can live in what’s left of truth in this world. If you’re posting some funny BabylonBee content, provide a fricking label for it. The joke shouldn’t be trying to mislead other OTers. The content should stand on its own as humorous.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 9:15 am to
That one will be called Pooters.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26536 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 9:16 am to
Is that a Bee article..?

Lampoon Tribune...

Just as good...

Side Note: It's funny how they picked Buffalo, seeing those guys that tailgate there, if it were true, 100% of the servers would get their asses beat...
This post was edited on 6/23/21 at 9:21 am
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29048 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Hopefully, that place will be out of business in a month.


You don't have to hope. It will.

I see it's not legit. Never mind.
This post was edited on 6/23/21 at 9:19 am
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12170 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 9:21 am to
Babalon Bee want to be.
This post was edited on 6/23/21 at 9:21 am
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11289 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 10:06 am to
quote:

They can call it Peckers and have a woodpecker in the logo,


or Packers and have a tranny holding a bar of fudge.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7803 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 10:08 am to
How Filipino of them
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Hooters spokeswoman Eflikia Bean


Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33926 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 10:18 am to
Not that won't happen. They will just close locations in those cities. The focus is on international anyways
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66925 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Eflikia Bean


Dead give away
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram