Honeymoon Suggestions

well played

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Looking for somewhere in the carribean where the resort will give me access to my own small skiff. Any ideas?

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Here's the thing about a Honeymoon. If you do it right, it doesn't matter where you go because you're just going to be spending most of your time in bed screwing each other's brains out anyway.

I'll give you an example from my own Honeymoon just shy of 19 years ago. We went on a cruise to Mexico. Every night at dinner we had assigned tables where we were pared with 2 other couples who were likewise on their honeymoon. And every night this one guy would spend the whole time asking us if we went to this show, or did that activity, or whatever. Time and again we'd just tell him "sorry, we were in our cabin so we missed that". The other couple had basically the same answer. The whole time that guy's new bride would just look at him shaking her head because he was apparently clueless to what a honeymoon is supposed to be about.

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Looking for somewhere in the carribean where the resort will give me access to my own small skiff.

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This is a fricked-up Honeymoon idea.

You are supposed to be Honeymooning, not skiffing.

How good of an idea would it be for a resort to regularly furnish skiffs to their guests who
a) are inexperienced mariners
b) don't know the local waters/weather/sea conditions
c) might not speak the local language
d) are on vacation and are drinking
e) are stupid

Your idea is not really well thought-out.

Bareboat charter if you want a boat.