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Homeowner finds naked intruder in her tub, eating Cheetos......WTF?

Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:40 am
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:40 am
Only in Monroe

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MONROE, La. (AP) - Police in Louisiana say a woman came home to discover a naked stranger in her tub, eating her Cheetos while taking a bath. A Monroe police affidavit says 29-year-old Evelyn Washington was arrested on burglary and property damage charges.

The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports that a responding officer found "a full tub of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub." Washington told the homeowner and police that an unknown male had told her to break into the house. Police found a tall ice chest under a broken window.


This post was edited on 4/19/18 at 8:44 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:41 am to
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Posted by spaceranger
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:41 am to
my bad
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:43 am to


quote:

a full tub of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub


That is a Straight up Gangsta move! Victim needs Lysol and plenty of bleach to use that bathroom again.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:43 am to
I wouldn't mind him using my bath tub but eating my damn Cheetos?!?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30073 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:45 am to
Louisiana incident but woman is from Florida. We have got to put up a wall to prevent these people from entering Louisiana. Where is JBE on this issue?
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:46 am to
Reminds me of Darryl's sister from the Office
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:00 am to
It ain’t easy being cheesy
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:09 am to
quote:

It's unclear if she has a lawyer.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:10 am to
WTF is wrong with reporters today?

It was not reported what kind of Cheetos they were.



Puffed?
Crunchy?
Spicy?



Enquiring minds want to know!
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:11 am to
That's like finding a poltergeist in your house... time to sell
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:27 am to
I can only imagine her eating puffy Cheetos with all that cheese buildup on her paws....mmmmm
Posted by eScott
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:31 am to
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:32 am to
2 out of 3 times, this move works.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:32 am to
Home owner was in fear of life - chute 'em!
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:34 am to
Again I ask, why can’t it ever be a hot chick doing these things?
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:52 am to
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...told the homeowner and police that an unknown male had told her to break into the house...
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WTF? Did she come to the O-T for advice?
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 10:22 am to
this is the greatest story ever.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79742 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 10:23 am to
Isn't this the shite you guys say only happens in Florida?
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