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Homeowner finds naked intruder in her tub, eating Cheetos......WTF?
Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:40 am
Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:40 am
Only in Monroe

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MONROE, La. (AP) - Police in Louisiana say a woman came home to discover a naked stranger in her tub, eating her Cheetos while taking a bath. A Monroe police affidavit says 29-year-old Evelyn Washington was arrested on burglary and property damage charges.
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports that a responding officer found "a full tub of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub." Washington told the homeowner and police that an unknown male had told her to break into the house. Police found a tall ice chest under a broken window.

This post was edited on 4/19/18 at 8:44 am
Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:43 am to pioneerbasketball
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a full tub of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub
That is a Straight up Gangsta move! Victim needs Lysol and plenty of bleach to use that bathroom again.
Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:43 am to JohnnyBgood
I wouldn't mind him using my bath tub but eating my damn Cheetos?!? 
Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:45 am to LSURussian
Louisiana incident but woman is from Florida. We have got to put up a wall to prevent these people from entering Louisiana. Where is JBE on this issue?
Posted on 4/19/18 at 8:46 am to JohnnyBgood
Reminds me of Darryl's sister from the Office


Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:00 am to JohnnyBgood
It ain’t easy being cheesy
Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:09 am to JohnnyBgood
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It's unclear if she has a lawyer.
Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:10 am to Tiny Rick
WTF is wrong with reporters today?
It was not reported what kind of Cheetos they were.
Puffed?
Crunchy?
Spicy?
Enquiring minds want to know!
It was not reported what kind of Cheetos they were.
Puffed?
Crunchy?
Spicy?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:11 am to MrLSU
That's like finding a poltergeist in your house... time to sell
Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:27 am to Cheese Grits
I can only imagine her eating puffy Cheetos with all that cheese buildup on her paws....mmmmm 
Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:32 am to JohnnyBgood
2 out of 3 times, this move works.
Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:32 am to eScott
Home owner was in fear of life - chute 'em!
Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:34 am to JohnnyBgood
Again I ask, why can’t it ever be a hot chick doing these things?
Posted on 4/19/18 at 9:52 am to JohnnyBgood
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...told the homeowner and police that an unknown male had told her to break into the house...
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WTF? Did she come to the O-T for advice?
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...told the homeowner and police that an unknown male had told her to break into the house...
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WTF? Did she come to the O-T for advice?
Posted on 4/19/18 at 10:22 am to hob
this is the greatest story ever.
Posted on 4/19/18 at 10:23 am to JohnnyBgood
Isn't this the shite you guys say only happens in Florida?
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