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Holiday Prank Suggestions?

Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:54 am
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:54 am
Getting together with familia always puts me in the prank mood. Thinking about running my dad over with the golf cart and maybe doing the seran wrap in the door way for my mom. need ideas for my sisters and brothers
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90510 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:55 am to
rape your sister
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65907 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:55 am to
quote:

ideas for my sisters and brothers


this time DON'T have sex with them. That'll get em !
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 9:56 am
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:55 am to
Post nude pics of your nieces.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 10:10 am
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:55 am to
quote:

 Thinking about running my dad over with the golf cart 

How in the hell is this a prank?
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:55 am to
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:56 am to
get everyone a dna kit
switch one of the siblings swabs with a non family member
wait for results
profit
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:57 am to
Hire an extremely fat woman actor and have her pose as your girlfriend etc.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:59 am to
I hope your dad beats you with a set of jumper cables.

Just as a prank, though.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 10:00 am
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:59 am to
Tell your family one of your rape victims is pregnant.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41596 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Thinking about running my dad over with the golf cart

What the frick? Shitting in the gumbo would be better.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124418 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:08 am to
I like the running your dad over with a golf cart

Have you thought about doing something with fire? Maybe pouring gas on a family member and lighting them on fire.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38545 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:09 am to
BARFume
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10961 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:52 am to
Pay a homeless dude to come down the chimney late one night. Dont give him a costume just tell him he's "Plainclothes Santa"
Posted by G Khan
the basin
Member since Mar 2007
454 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:11 pm to
Best I've seen:

An old friend from high school, who is now a doctor, came over during a holiday get together with a box of honey ham. walked around to people sitting down asking if they wanted some but held the box where they couldn't see inside as they reached. Was a dead nutria rat inside. Felt the fur & jumped out of their seat & screamed like a little girl. Its only good for 1 person unless new people arrive or multiple rooms of people. Hilarious.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:29 pm to
Give them all boxes full of venomous snakes for Christmas. Nothing like good family fun.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:59 pm to
Two words:

Chainsaw tornado!
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:15 pm to
Icy hot on your moms dildo is always a good one.

Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19290 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Icy hot on your moms dildo is always a good one.


The OP's mom actually likes this
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:59 pm to
Got my brother a fatty Patty blow up doll, and my dad a masturbating midget man from Spencers.
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