re: High school under fire for 'white privilege' survey given out as homework

The interesting thing about question #13 is it applies to no one.

Guys, honestly how do yall feel about....














































THIS SLOTH SELFIE

If you're white but live in a black neighborhood you'd do pretty bad on this.

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8. I can go into most supermarkets and find the staple foods which fit with my racial/ethnic traditions

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Wait, they don't have chicken at most supermarkets?

Naw Rog, I'll just get one of these t-shirts and wear it.

But, the feminist want $297. You're taking money out of their pocket.

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Ummm...because supermarkets can't supply every group of staple foods from across the entire world?

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Nonsense. It's racist that Walmart doesn't have hippo and giraffe meat on hand.

and I'm so glad that all "white people" have the exact same culinary backgrounds.

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Friends, for just $297 and ten weeks of your time this program can cure you of toxic whiteness


It takes 10 weeks and $300 to kill yourself?

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Purify...brother. Purify. Just watch the honky inside of you disappear.

I'll address these one by one...

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1. I can be in the company of people of my race most of the time

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That depends which city and neighborhood I reside in. Ethnic clusters are a real phenomenon prevalent in modern society.

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2. If I should need to move, I can be pretty sure of hassle-free renting or purchasing in an area which I would want to live

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I'm in my mid-20s and I'm at LSU for my second undergraduate tenure, I very much doubt I will succeed in securing any affordable property in the Garden District in New Orleans.

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3. I can be pretty sure that my neighbors in such a location will be neutral or pleasant to me

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I don't know. I'm pretty sure the rich hate poors regardless of race. Besides, they would probably label me as a dick.

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4. I can go shopping alone most of the time, pretty well assured that I will not be followed or harassed

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I mean, if I'm doing some shady shite...

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5. I can turn on the television or open to the front page of the newspaper and see people of my race widely and positively represented

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I'm pretty sure most liberal newspapers are positively representing Trump or Republicans. Also, this has everything to do with population demographics.

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6. When I am told about our national heritage or about "civilization," I am show that people of my race made it what it is

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Not when it comes to building the railroads. The Chinese laborers had that shite on lockdown.

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7. I can be sure that my children (or children from my family) will be given curricular materials that testify to the contributions of their race

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So, are you asking if my hypothetical kids will learn about Newton's laws of physics? Dammit, I wish Sir Isaac would have been an Inuit.

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8. I can go into most supermarkets and find the staple foods which fit with my racial/ethnic traditions. I can go into any hairdresser's shop and find someone who can cut my hair.

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You are not guaranteed to find sauerkraut at every super market, or a quality frittata.

Also, I've had some very mixed experiences with black women cutting my hair.

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9. Whether I use checks, credit cards, or cash. I can count on my skin color not to work against the appearance of financial reliability.

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If a white trash redneck covered in tattoos and wearing a wife beater tried to pay for his Big Mac with a crisp $100 bill, would you not be suspicious?

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10. I can arrange to protect my children (or children from my family) most of the time from people who might mistreat them because of their race.

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I'm pretty sure bullying is outlawed in school and hate crimes are a real thing.

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11. I can swear, dress in secondhand clothes, or not answer letters without people attributing these choices to bad morals, the poverty, or illiteracy of my race.

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What the frick is wrong with secondhand clothes? I have more respect for someone wearing hand-me-downs than an individual wearing nothing but designer brand.

Also, I'm pretty sure most people who curse excessively are judged regardless of race.

Finally, who the frick still writes letters?

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12. I can do well in challenging situation without being called a credit to my race.

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So if an Asian kid wins a spelling bee or a black kid wins a dunk contest...

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13. I am never asked to speak for all of the people of my racial group.

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People who put stock in this shite are retarded as it gets. Also, I have heard on more than one occasion how certain politicians are representative of racism exhibited by whites.