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Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:13 pm to Large Farva
are there piss stains on the couch?...if so let 'em have it
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:18 pm to Large Farva
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He claims it's his since he found the deal and did the driving to pick it up (although another roommate rode along). He also sleeps on it every night and thinks of it as his bed
Then he needs to ponie up and buy out the other two guys.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:22 pm to Large Farva
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They split the cost of a couch when they moved in.
Subtle brag. We get it - you own a couch. No need to rub it in.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:27 pm to Adama
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1. A buys out B and C.
2.B and C buy out A.
3. B and C burn the couch in front of A while they jerk each other with As tears.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:28 pm to Large Farva
Someone asked you already but you missed it. How much did each of you invest in the couch?
I am guessing y'all bought it used since you are students, living three in a hovel and whatnot. Each of you put in equally and technically have right to use the couch for one third of its useful life.
Person A has slept on it, lounged on it, drooled on it, wanked on it and wiped his various bodily fluids on it. The third of use that he paid for ended about a month after it was purchased.
He owes you for rental on your third, along with fees to have someone come haul it to the dumpster once he is gone. Flick him and his entitled attitude.
I am guessing y'all bought it used since you are students, living three in a hovel and whatnot. Each of you put in equally and technically have right to use the couch for one third of its useful life.
Person A has slept on it, lounged on it, drooled on it, wanked on it and wiped his various bodily fluids on it. The third of use that he paid for ended about a month after it was purchased.
He owes you for rental on your third, along with fees to have someone come haul it to the dumpster once he is gone. Flick him and his entitled attitude.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:37 pm to Large Farva
Wait till next week to settle this when there is less PMS ing going on, jee wiz, three grown men fighting over an used couch? 
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:40 pm to Large Farva
I bet A, B and C never get any puss in that house.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:05 pm to TulaneUVA
rock, paper scissors to see who buys who out, but not until all agree on the depreciated value of said stinky couch.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:07 pm to Large Farva
Just let A buyout B and C for his stanky arse couch bed. Then B and C go buy a new one.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 4:27 pm to Large Farva
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He claims it's his since he found the deal and did the driving to pick it up (although another roommate rode along). He also sleeps on it every night and thinks of it as his bed.
He should lead with the second reason if he really wants the couch.
The first one is weak. Say I find a deal on something and research and we decide to buy it as a group, it's not mine. I lead the charge, but that doesn't make it my baby. If that is the case, then our grandparents should own the grand children cause they doling out dat green and nice things, YA HEARD?!
Posted on 5/30/16 at 4:46 pm to Team Alpha Beast
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Well the couch has depreciated so B and C or A should only need to pay a % of the original price
If it depreciated that much A should leave it be for a bachelor pad couch. Who the frick would want it after the things that have probably gotten on it
Posted on 5/30/16 at 4:50 pm to Soup R crackers
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Soup R crackers
Oh oh..
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:29 pm to Large Farva
So you're B.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:34 pm to Large Farva
Tell Person A to frickoff and give them whatever his portion of the $ back.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:55 pm to Large Farva
listen up.
here's the plan.
does it have a fold out bed?
if so, take a few magnesium with citric acid pills the night before person A is going to be out of the house.
fold the bed out the next morning.
take a big shite all over the bed and cover it with plastic wrap.
don't forget to wipe your arse by sliding your a-hole over the corner edge of the mattress. repeat as needed.
fold it back up and let person A take it with them.
person A won't find out til after the sacred couch is secured in it's new home.
worth every penny.
here's the plan.
does it have a fold out bed?
if so, take a few magnesium with citric acid pills the night before person A is going to be out of the house.
fold the bed out the next morning.
take a big shite all over the bed and cover it with plastic wrap.
don't forget to wipe your arse by sliding your a-hole over the corner edge of the mattress. repeat as needed.
fold it back up and let person A take it with them.
person A won't find out til after the sacred couch is secured in it's new home.
worth every penny.
This post was edited on 5/30/16 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 6/3/16 at 11:49 am to RightHook
B and C won the couch.
Posted on 6/3/16 at 11:53 am to Large Farva
Person B and C give A a few dollars to buy him out of the couch. Couch stays put.
Posted on 6/3/16 at 11:53 am to The Mick
Person D gave person A money and the couch stayedd put.
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