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Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:33 pm to DlineU
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I have become interested in this chick I met online that's from Lithuania but lives in London for the past decade
Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
She will need money soon to come visit you. Can you expedite this by getting her a credit card now? That way, when she asks, you can show how proactive you are and get it to her quickly.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:33 pm to DlineU
What kind of expectations did you have in the talent around Montgomery/Wetumpka? I mean, there is a fricking women's prison in Wetumpka 
.
Surely you can lower your standards and frick a few 5's to get your mind off going to all the way to London to get a piece of arse.
. Surely you can lower your standards and frick a few 5's to get your mind off going to all the way to London to get a piece of arse.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:34 pm to BeerMoney
Next time I'll use paragraphs. I type fast so didn't realize it was needed
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:35 pm to DlineU
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Montgomery, Alabama
Wear Kevlar, prayers sent
quote:But really ‘she’ is an 52 year old dude that lives in his moms basement
I have become interested in this chick I met online that's from Lithuania but lives in London
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:35 pm to DlineU
Nice troll baw
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:36 pm to DlineU
What kind of troll is this?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:36 pm to DlineU
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Back home I would say I had an average ability to pick up girls that I actually wanted to pick up. Here in Alabama I am struggling to say the least.
Have you tried telling them you're related?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:36 pm to DlineU
If I was you I’d definitely move again though. You clearly lonely bro and socially not feeling it in fricking Alabama. I wouldn’t come home if I were you though. You like them blondes? I hear they out west baw.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:38 pm to Ingeniero
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Have you tried telling them you're related?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:39 pm to MykTide
Dude seriously frick Montgomery and this shite hole state! It's no wonder I have resorted to this... I've literally become dumber just living here. I would like to walk around town again one day and actually want to pursue a girl and talk to them. I'm not going to even touch some of the shite I see here. You can take that roll tide shite back to your trailer for motivation because it's the ONLY THING Alabama has for that.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:39 pm to DlineU
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Do I need to go to London on a leap of faith
Yes. Please go to London. Report back here immediately
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:40 pm to DlineU
Meh. Alabama has nice parts and shitty ones. You are living in a shitty one.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:42 pm to DlineU
quote:This can't be said enough.
frick Montgomery
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:43 pm to DlineU
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Do I need to go to London on a leap of faith
Depends.
How do you feel about your vital organs for sale on the European black market?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:43 pm to DlineU
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Dude seriously frick Montgomery
You know there are very nice towns outside of Montgomery within very short driving distance?
Prattville and Wetumpka are way better places to live than Montgomery and you can be in Montgomery in minutes.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:44 pm to fallguy_1978
I'm getting all I can pull out this job and bouncing. Alabama has nice roads and.......... Nothing else. I'd rather flatten my tire dodging potholes in Louisiana than be here and depressed. Everyone here is on some kind of dope and the water must be recycled from sewage because I've aged exceedingly faster here.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:44 pm to fallguy_1978
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Alabama has nice parts and shitty ones. You are living in a shitty one.
It's one of the shittier locales in the entire southeast. Drove through this weekend and immediately felt relieved when I got about 25 miles outside of town. frick Montgomery.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:46 pm to DlineU
Have you tried going to a local library and meeting a cute librarian? I hear they do uppity shite like read, buy insurance, and use forks. Might be worth looking into.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:47 pm to DlineU
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I'm getting all I can pull out this job and bouncing. Alabama has nice roads and.......... Nothing else. I'd rather flatten my tire dodging potholes in Louisiana than be here and depressed. Everyone here is on some kind of dope and the water must be recycled from sewage because I've aged exceedingly faster here.
I married a gump and spend a lot of time in the state. It certainly has some places that suck and others that don't. Have you been to Walker County yet?
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