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re: Hear ye, hear ye — 2021 OT Unicorn: Queen Galina Dub has abdicated her throne - NSFW

Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by DarthRebel
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:51 pm to
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A German won it last time.


Yup, that is what happens when you quit using our voting machines
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:53 pm to
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Yup, that is what happens when you quit using our voting machines



But I've been told repeatedly that I'm the fraudster.
Posted by DarthRebel
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:55 pm to
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But I've been told repeatedly that I'm the fraudster.


Nah, it is pretty legit and actually takes extreme work now to stuff the ballot box. Most of us are too lazy for it now.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 4:00 pm to
Yep, one has to be pretty knowledgeable in IT to be able to do it. We know we have at least one poster who is .



Vote here!



Galina Dub




















vs

Queen-Elect Christen Harper



























Vote for Galina Dub or Queen-Elect Christen Harper


Voting ends in 24 hours.
This post was edited on 12/14/20 at 4:02 pm
Posted by CarRamrod
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 4:10 pm to
Galina is so yummy.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 4:18 pm to
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Galina is so yummy.

Yes she is.
Posted by boomtown143
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 4:31 pm to
Galina 100%
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 4:41 pm to
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Galina 100%


There's still a ton of Christen love here though. Galina fans need to show up if they want to take the crown away from Christen.
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 4:43 pm to
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But if the revolution is successful, then almost everyone will have been correct in our opinion that it never should have come down to the two middle of the road contestants Christen and Colleen.



Amen!

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The voting started off very heavily in Galina's favor but has since leveled off a bit and is much closer (and they are all legitimate votes so far)


How can I be sure that the lame dicks in the OT aren’t pumping up numbers for the flat arse christen? Will we need to send a slate of electors to the official counting?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:26 pm to
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How can I be sure that the lame dicks in the OT aren’t pumping up numbers for the flat arse christen? Will we need to send a slate of electors to the official counting?


If people are pumping the numbers for either candidate, it will be caught and recognized unless they are legitimate organic votes. Would be a little suspicious to see so many come in for any particular contestant in a short period of time, though.

The vote total stands at 57%-43% and has been steady for an hour or so now. When voting started this morning, it stood at 80%-20% for a while.
Posted by latech15
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:35 pm to
Interesting how easy it is to know when votes are suspicious in something as low level as the OT bracket but we can’t figure that out in other elections.
Posted by ISEN_AG
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:36 pm to
They're both fine, but Christen was already determined to be the rightful queen.

Vote Christen to uphold the integrity of the annual unicorn election!
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 7:47 pm to
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Nah, it is pretty legit and actually takes extreme work now to stuff the ballot box. Most of us are too lazy for it now.



I would put in 15 seconds of extreme work to stuff any of these girls' ballot boxes amirite?
Posted by NakaTrash
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by wfallstiger
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Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 8:06 pm to
Ms Dub
Posted by 9Fiddy
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 8:17 pm to
I loved the ad on the splash page after I voted.

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Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 8:21 pm to
You know how ads are served right?
Posted by DVA Tailgater
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 9:06 pm to
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They're both fine, but Christen was already determined to be the rightful queen.

Vote Christen to uphold the integrity of the annual unicorn election!


Amen
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/15/20 at 5:55 am to
Voting ends at 9:00 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 12/15/20 at 9:25 am to








Gentleman, the revolution is complete and has been successful. 100% of the votes received are legitimate. Dignity and respect has been restored to the OT Unicorn Tournament. After a tumultuous 2021 OT Unicorn Tournament was flipped upside down by little boys who have never seen a naked woman before resulted in a very meh contestant being crowned Queen, all our favorites and former queens from former tournaments convened for an emergency meeting to discuss how to restore dignity to the tournament and respect to their crowns. After much deliberation, it was decided that they would stage a coup against Queen-Elect Christen Harper.

Galina Dub was on a mission from day one of the revolution and absolutely steam rolled her way through her competition, never looking back. Her vote totals ran from a low of 57.92% to a high of almost 80% - she was unstoppable.

Christen Harper was the most controversial queen yet due to her very average looks and her ability to range from very meh to pretty hot. There was no consistency with her, unlike Galina.

The OT has stepped up and spoken, and after receiving some verified crossover votes, Galina Dub has been elected our 2021 OT Queen Unicorn after losing the title in the inaugural tournament in 2019 by one vote to PAULine Jackson.

These past few weeks have been dark days in the history of the OT Unicorn Tournament. I never expected a revolutionary coup against a queen but all good things have come from dark days. In the near future, we will be drafting an OT Unicorn Tournament constitution to establish official rules that we must follow to prohibit something like this from ever happening again. There is much division on the OT today and that shall not stand. We must be united in our common goal to crown the queen of the OT each year and establishing the OT Unicorn Tournament constitution is the only way to ensure uniformity going forward.


Anyway, without further ado....

Gentlemen, baws, and bawettes, bow to your new queen beginning January 1, 2021 - Queen-Elect Galina Dubenenko, first of her name, Third Queen Unicorn of the OT.





















This post was edited on 12/15/20 at 9:38 am
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