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re: Hear ye, hear ye — 2021 OT Unicorn: Queen Galina Dub has abdicated her throne - NSFW

Posted on 12/3/20 at 10:31 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/3/20 at 10:31 am to
Christen is surging now. Trying to keep up with this vote got me like




Vote here
This post was edited on 12/3/20 at 10:32 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75185 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:34 am to
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My wife is a pornstar but she doesn’t know it.

This is the man in charge of running our election, folks.



God only knows what he does to those poor hamsters.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
42053 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:37 am to
CLOWN SHOW
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:42 am to
20 minutes left to vote!!
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:01 pm to
The 2021 OT Unicorn Tournament FINAL MATCHUP is now officially underway!






Well, what is more 2020 than this? After the most worthy group of contestants to ever be part of a single tournament, we are now down to middle-of-the-road candidates Colleen Cole and Christen Harper. I am dumbfounded. Ain't nobody happy with how this year's tournament played out. Considering Jordyn, Viki, Keilah, Celine, Niamh, and reigning Queen Nicole were part of this tournament, the fact that we are down to Colleen and Christen is a disgrace to the OT. I can stomach a world-wide pandemic, I can stomach a losing season for LSU Football, I can even stomach a Trump loss (okay, no I can't) -- but I will NOT stand for an OT Unicorn Tournament that turns out like this one has.

I feel it is my civic duty to try and do something about this farce. I recognize the huge divide among the OT on the issue of deciding our Unicorn. Nobody is happy with our final choices to begin with and the divide is pronounced among supporters of both remaining contestants. We are at a crossroads in the short history of this tournament. Which way do we go? We are Americans so we start a revolution, of course!

Therefore, I am announcing an OT Unicorn Revolution Tournament, where all our favorites will be back to revolutionize this tournament. Winner of that will take storm the winner of this year's tournament and will go head to head with her for a chance to restore order, dignity, and respect to this Unicorn institution and the real men who make it possible. This is the only way to ensure the winner of this year's tournament is legitimized and accepted. If she can beat the winner of the OT Unicorn Revolution Tournament, then she shall be worthy. We are patriots and we do patriot things when the time is right. That time has come.

The Unicorn Revolution begins soon...



As always, you are free to post pictures of your favorites in an attempt to sway voters' opinions.





Remember - if you don't vote, you don't matter!







Round 1 of the finals has narrowly gone to Christen after a back-and-forth battle. Colleen's back is now against the wall in this winner take all matchup. This matchup will include meh pictures of each candidate. I have to admit, it was very difficult to find meh pics of each candidate but it is important that we see both contestants without all the sexiness of before in order to cast an informed vote.



Colleen Cole










vs

Christen Harper












Remember - if you don't vote, you don't matter!






Crown The Queen here!

This post was edited on 12/3/20 at 12:04 pm
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:08 pm to



Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:10 pm to
Holy shite, man. You may have just killed off Christen 10 minutes into the vote

Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
6139 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23397 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:32 pm to
I mean - Colleen is the clear winner here. How the hell did christen win?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:44 pm to
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I mean - Colleen is the clear winner here. How the hell did christen win?


Look, both of them are sexy as hell. Few people are arguing that. The biggest beef people have with Colleen is there's a large chunk of the OT who feels like her eyes are too far apart. I see what they see but I have no problem with it. Her eyes aren't so far apart that it's not a problem for me personally.

Christen is hot as hell in some pictures but in others, she looks very, very average in my opinion.

Neither of them should be in the finals, though.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23397 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:48 pm to
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The biggest beef people have with Colleen is there's a large chunk of the OT who feels like her eyes are too far apart.
here is where I resist the urge to make the ‘she has eyes?’ joke. Nice job me.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:50 pm to
Yea no shite. If you're focused on her eyes, you probably should ask your boyfriend which way to vote before voting.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:51 pm to
Colleen is losing so far but she's holding very steady. Wouldn't take much for her to take the lead.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by Fe_Mike
Member since Jul 2015
3836 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 12:59 pm to
How did we end up with these two out of all those babes?

Is this voting rigged? Did their votes come in at 4 AM?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 1:02 pm to
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How did we end up with these two out of all those babes?

Damn good question. The Unicorn Revolution will soon restore dignity to this tournament. But right now Colleen has taken the lead. Here's a live look at half the OT

This post was edited on 12/3/20 at 1:08 pm
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58521 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 1:03 pm to
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I mean - Colleen is the clear winner here. How the hell did christen win?


i came into this thread thinking the same thing. WTF happened. Christen isnt in the top 10 with those pics posted. Those pics makes her look like an average LSU coed.
This post was edited on 12/3/20 at 1:04 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 1:05 pm to
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Christen isnt in the top 10

I've been trying to tell everyone this for days now but nobody listens.
quote:

Those pics makes her look like an average LSU coed

Because without all that makeup and dolled up appearance, that's all she is.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25828 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 1:09 pm to
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The Unicorn Revolution begins soon...


Two if by sea...
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50792 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 1:17 pm to
I'm more interested in the one on the left than Jessica Bartlett. Never was a big fan of Jessica.

You can have those thunder thighs. I'll pass.
This post was edited on 12/3/20 at 1:22 pm
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