re: Have you heard of edging, peaking, or surfing?

If I tried to make penetration last an hour, the wife would kick me out of the room and tell me to finish on my own.

This is some new girlfriend shite where you just kind of explore, ya know. If you've been married longer than 10 years this is not a thing.

Edging= Holding off on that nut, waiting for the right scene in the porn.


That ain’t nothing new baw

I’ve done this every jerk sesh since middle school.

I haven’t busted a manual nut in under an hour since the first term of the Bush administration.

Fuk that,Milking Table is where it’s at