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Have you guys ever tried to light your farts on fire?

Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:57 pm
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35539 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:57 pm
What happened?
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5695 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:00 pm to
Blue flame
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7088 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:01 pm to
The greatest time of my life.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
28977 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:02 pm to
No but I have thrown a palm bomb or 2.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
19995 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:06 pm to
Flame was not a yuuuuge raging flamethrower flash as expected. Butt, it was blue.
Posted by cascade
Ruston
Member since Nov 2011
340 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:12 pm to
Tried this with my roommate in college, he had some flannel pajama pants on, lit his arse and pants on fire, lmao I'll never forget that.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14549 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:16 pm to
Do not bare arse. I repeat, do not bare arse.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57416 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:17 pm to
Learned real quick to fart through boxers instead of flame to hole
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25619 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:17 pm to
Catches your arse hair on fire. It beats getting waxed.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63121 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:18 pm to
Colostomy bag now.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:23 pm to
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Florida Fan



checks out
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8278 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:29 pm to
Done it before. Held a lighter to my butt. Let her rip. Then Voila! A small flame appeared! Good times.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20324 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:30 pm to
This post was edited on 12/17/17 at 10:33 pm
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2049 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:37 pm to
It works but never bare arse... if you have hair it only can end poorly.
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1536 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6040 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:57 pm to
It always results in laughter
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5170 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:13 pm to
I’ve never tried it. It seems too risky. What if the flame follows the fart all the way in and burns your insides?
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18180 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:19 pm to
quote:


Have you guys ever tried to light your farts on fire?
I’ve never tried it. It seems too risky. What if the flame follows the fart all the way in and burns your insides


No oxygen, no fire
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:38 pm to
Y'all be slack'n on duh job.

Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
911 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 4:45 am to
Truly mankind’s greatest achievement.
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