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Have neighbors ever called the cops on you ?

Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:36 pm
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2192 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:36 pm
What's the best way to handle issues with an arsehole neighbor that solves everything by calling the cops ? Music, dog, kids playing, barbecues are all nuisances to him.
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 8:40 pm
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:40 pm to
Flaming bag of poop
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:42 pm to


This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:24 pm
Posted by JohnnyHopkins
Member since Nov 2015
99 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:42 pm to
Walk nextdoor and confront him
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:43 pm to
They are cops.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66595 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:44 pm to
Yes. Parked beside neighbors garage on edge of my driveway. Hadn't had my truck up north that year and she thought someone stole it and dropped it there. Live way out in the country. State trooper was pissed because it was an hour drive.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59350 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:44 pm to
Every few weeks throughout several houses in college. I think I could empty my .45 into the air at my house now and have nobody call the cops
Posted by Slim_Charles69
Bodymore, Murdaland
Member since Apr 2015
779 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:46 pm to
Rub dog shite on all the undersides of his car door handles
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:46 pm to
Talk to the cops about it when they come. If the reasons that he is calling is illegitimate then they will be pissed that he's wasting their time too. It becomes a boy who cried wolf sort of situation. Maybe there are some kind of repercussions for making a bunch of bogus calls.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66595 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:48 pm to
Cops really dislike it when they think people are wasting their time
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

Have neighbors ever called the cops on you ?
Yes. She is a bull dike bitch that thinks she owns the entire block
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:55 pm to
Yes, more than once. Don't open the door an you're good.
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2192 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:00 pm to
Yes, I tried this approach and asked them to look up his history , also I am sure that he may be calling on other neighbors other than me.

Cop didn't like it when I told them that I'm sure that they're more important things they could be doing instead of dealing with a security light that doesn't allow the arsehole to sleep at night .
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9937 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:11 pm to
Raise hogs in your yard
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:17 pm to
Man the frick up. Tell him if he has a problem, you'd like to give him a country boy arse whipping
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:18 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82435 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:19 pm to
No, but I was at a party once where the cops showed up 4 times.

It reminded me of the old Jeff Foxworthy joke: "Officer Mitchell! I thought you said you didn't want to come back here tonight!"
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:20 pm to
Go catch 4 bream, place one bream under each of your neighbor's hubcaps, enjoy the show in about 3 days.
Posted by ATL-TIGER-732
ATL
Member since Jun 2013
2291 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:22 pm to
The neighbor across the street called the cops on me. An officer showed up at my door to investigate. I asked what the problem was. The policeman said the woman across the street filed a complaint against me because I called her "Lady" and not "Mrs. P-----".

I was flabbergasted that an officer did not have enough sense to realize the woman was going senile.

I told him that I talked to her because she was walking around her yard in the rain in her nightgown. I was trying to gauge whether I needed to call her son to get her out of the rain. When she got huffy with me, I walked back inside the house and left her in the rain.

The officer said that I could no longer talk to her or her son.

So, if she flips out again, or falls down and can't get up, I can not call her son to bring her back inside......
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:23 pm to
My future mother-in-law called the cops on me. Her brother-in-law showed up in uniform and calmed her down. We never spoke of it again.
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2192 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:48 pm to
Will let the latest issue cool down first... But keep them coming, need better ideas in order to outwit him
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 10:13 pm
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