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re: Has anyone ever thought about doing anything with a prostitute?

Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:32 am to
Posted by Knocksville
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:32 am to
Only if you go the Porn Star Escort route. You pay more, but you get a better experience and they are tested if you are dealing with an A-Lister.

Not that I would know... but if you can find a Kacey Jordan, Madison Scott or someone in that range, you will have a fun time. Just don't be a douche about it.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:35 am to
I have begun talks with lexi Belle to be my date to my 20th high school reunion
Posted by dr smartass phd
RIP 8/19
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Has anyone ever thought about doing anything with a prostitute?


I've thought about enrolling at SMU and then allegedly kill 7 hooker's
Posted by Asgard Device
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:39 am to
I know a guy that is a sex addict. He doesn't have a problem picking up women but said he gets call girls sometimes because it's less BS and they can usually handle his roughness. His nickname way back when was "the muffler man" which was a name his ex gave him in reference to his huge schlong and his bedroom behaviors.

I hope this helps.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:39 am to
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Sure, just make sure you use an actual professional. You get what you pay for. Don't be cheap. Lol at the disease guys. A high class escort is a lot less likely to have something than your common bar whore.
Difference is $50/hr vs $500/hr
Posted by Knocksville
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:39 am to
How much she asking, $2-5000?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:41 am to
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What if your SO wants a threesome and is down for this?


Does your lady really want to go down on a prostitute? There are non-professional women willing to experiment for fun.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:42 am to
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Is it worth the risk?


Hell no


1) You have no idea if you are customer #1 or #5 that day....and you can rest assured they ain't cleaning themselves up much in between customers.

2) Their pictures always look much better than what they do

3) Herpes and other STDs are very common

4) Alot of jackers out there that will just show up to rob you.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:43 am to
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Dude you've got bigger issues of your wife wants to get nekkid with some crack whore off the street.


To each their own. Who am I to judge someone for sinning differently than I do.

I don't think it's terribly uncommon for a SO to be interested in doing something like this. One time thing, it's all about the experience, baby.

Posted by Knocksville
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:43 am to
Most of the porn girls I've learned only escort or take clients because they have extreme confidence issues which has led to drug problems. So if you have access Xanax or a number of other drugs, weed, and especially coke that deal can be arranged much easier.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:44 am to
$3600 plus expenses for the weekend
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:45 am to
Sorry, but drugs are a deal breaker for me
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:46 am to
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Does your lady really want to go down on a prostitute? There are non-professional women willing to experiment for fun.


Maybe? Who knows? Plus, there's no point in making rules if such an encounter were to come to fruition. I may not speak for everyone, but I knew a few can attest that things just sort of go with the flow when everyone is having fun. Or maybe I'm just weird, either way. I'd bring a professional in for a threesome rather than a friend or random and have it be awkward.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40380 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:49 am to
That is my way of thinking. I'm kinda of a clean freak, anyway.


I don't think every girl I ever met at a hotel bar or airport lounge or grocery store is a virgin, but I knew she wasn't turning tricks.

I get if you're in the military and are in port for 24 hours or whatever, but otherwise, women are everywhere.
Posted by Knocksville
The Holler
Member since Jul 2014
1218 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:52 am to
For Lexi Belle, worth it. You will look like an effing bauce.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:52 am to
I've never had a threesome with a prostitute, but I have with randoms. It wasn't awkward at all, which surprised me.

Anyway, not trying to discourage y'all from doing it if it's something she wants. Just that it is possible (and fun) with legal women, too.
Posted by Knocksville
The Holler
Member since Jul 2014
1218 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:55 am to
Agreed. The old Honey Companion group would try to filter girls around clients in Chicago. Hillary Scott was the last time I deal with that type of deal.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138856 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 9:08 am to
Hillary is a special kind of raunchy
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 9:29 am to
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1) You have no idea if you are customer #1 or #5 that day....and you can rest assured they ain't cleaning themselves up much in between customers.



Yea I would have hard time fricking a chick knowing another man's goo may still be in her from just an hour ago but again I doubt that happens with the higher dollar "professionals"
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26632 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 9:31 am to
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doubt that happens with the higher dollar "professionals"


Sarcasm? You can't just clean it off, at least not on a cellular level.
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