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Has anyone ever heard of this diet for women? (NSFW conversation)

Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:00 pm
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35627 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:00 pm
A buddy was telling me that if you keep banging your girl, she'll keep the weight off. He calls it the "Dick Diet". This is the first I've heard of it, and like always, I had to verify with the OT.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11225 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:01 pm to
There is some truth to this.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57305 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:02 pm to
Keep a dick in her mouth and she can't eat
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:03 pm to
If she's on her back she can't get to the refrigerator.
Checks out.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35627 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:03 pm to
That's one way I guess
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:03 pm to
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Evil Little Thing

Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:06 pm to
I'm convinced my old girlfriend gained weight because of all the semen swallowing
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141129 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:10 pm to
sex is a proven good cardio exercise
Posted by Johnny3tears
Somewhere in La
Member since Jan 2012
2814 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:27 pm to
Not if she has kids. Then your fricked
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175844 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

There is some truth to this.

wow,, its been that long ?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175844 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

gained weight because of all the semen swallowing

so youre fat ?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

so you're fat ?


I prefer the term solid.

I'm not an American flag shirt wearing midget so I got that going for me.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 9:43 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175844 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:48 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

sex is a proven good cardio exercise


eh not really. burns only about 200 calories an hour. know any men that go anywhere close to that?
Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:59 pm to
I burned 417 calories in 17 seconds last night. The cramp in my arse cheek told me so.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48838 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 10:00 pm to
Can I ask what the frick is NSFW in this thread?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35479 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

I'm convinced my old girlfriend gained weight because of all the semen swallowing

Probably her coping mechanism. It couldn't have been easy on her watching something like that.
Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 10:09 pm to
The fact that it's 10 pm and it's not safe to be at work.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59047 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

wow,, its been that long ?


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