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Has anyone ever heard a cat fart?
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:53 pm
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:53 pm
I know they medically have to. Just never heard one.
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:54 pm to AMac
Sounds kinda like when your mother burps.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:54 pm to AMac
is this bait?
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:31 am to AMac
The cat we had growing up was pretty gassy and loud about it....that’s who my mom blamed at least. Pffffft, “damn cat” was a pretty normal occurrence growing up
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:34 am to AMac
Man, a cat’s butthole is like an eight of an inch diameter....there can’t be much to it when they fart... 
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:36 am to Spankum
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Man, a cat’s butthole is like an eight of an inch diameter....there can’t be much to it when they fart...
It's so high pitched that only dogs can hear it. That's why they hate cats.
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 12:39 am
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:36 am to dbeck
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:37 am to AMac
No
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:51 am to AMac
No
I've heard a pussy fart though
I've heard a pussy fart though
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:15 am to Spankum
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Man, a cat’s butthole is like an eight of an inch diameter..
I haven't been studying them myself, but if you say so.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:18 am to AMac
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I know they medically have to
And people think med school is a waste of money.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:18 am to go_tigres
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The cat we had growing up was pretty gassy
Our Doberman, Venus, farted all the time. We never heard it, but it would clear a room. Can remember watching TV, and we'd all have to leave, until my mom got the Lysol.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:23 am to Spankum
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a cat’s butthole is like an eight of an inch diameter
Im a little curious how you came up with these dimensions if I’m being honest.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:34 am to AMac
I heard my fiancée's cat fart once. Wasn't long after we had started dating and her cat was in the bed and giving me the stink eye. Then there was this little hiss sound and a stench that would peel paint. Little shite still hates me 6+ years later but at least hasn't farted near me again.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 am to AMac
Posted on 12/27/18 at 4:39 am to AMac
Never heard a cat but I have a French Bulldog that farts like a man.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 5:21 am to AMac
Yes I have. I've heard my kitty fart and burp. I blame the cat food, but hopefully she will start eating squirrels soon enough.
Posted on 12/27/18 at 7:11 am to AMac
It sounds exactly like when my wife farts.
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