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Has anyone ever drank Order of Yoni beer?

Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:57 pm
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17274 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:57 pm
Order of Yoni site (SFW)

I stumbled upon this randomly and uh, heres the description:

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Imagine woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice… Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be closed in a bottle of beer. A golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with wild instincts. Imagine a beer which every sip offers a rendez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kisses you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for such a beer?

We, the Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27430 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:05 pm to
I was terrible in college and would routinely get the women I was with to swirl the neck of a beer inside them.

Some could turn a red stripe into purple haze
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 11:06 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:13 pm to
Pussy beer?

I thought hipsters loved PBR.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:50 pm to

No need to add a squeeze of lime into it. That little hint of savory shiny citrus is all you need.

Sounds yummy to me.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35500 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:52 am to
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The beer containing quintessence of femininity.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:02 am to
That's hot af. Been there done that lol


I think fatty carbuncles career was ended because a beer bottle broke inside a girl at one of his parties and she died.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65746 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:08 am to
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WaterLink
Sounds like somebody has picked 2019 as the year they radically broaden their drinking horizons.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 6:09 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27430 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:47 am to
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celltech1981


Apparently there are some less adventurous lads downvoting.
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