re: Happy 58th birthday to Elizabeth Hurley (NSFW)

We really need to clone her.

She has no legs!!!

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I will never understand Hugh Grant’s rationale there.

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if you had steak every night dinner, eventually you'll crave a bologna sandwich.

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if you had steak every night dinner, eventually you'll crave a bologna sandwich.

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I've never once in my life craved an ugly woman over a good looking woman.

I think people look at this the wrong way in that it's Hurley vs whoever the hooker was. But it's really the ugly hooker vs any number of attractive escorts Grant would have had access to. If he was tired of Hurleys shite or she wasn't in town, you're Hugh freaking Grant, you have your pick of chicks so why choose that one?

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if you had steak every night dinner, eventually you'll crave a bologna sandwich.

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Not if I had access to her roast beef.

She looks amazing for a 58 year old.

Most 58 year old women's bodies look like a bowl of melted ice cream.