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re: Guy has 40 year old bottle of milk
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:13 pm to lsudat10
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I had a friend in college who got drunk and puked in one of our friends dishwasher, closed it and forgot about it. The next day we went to the beach for a week. The smell was so bad and we had no idea where it was coming from.
I had a friend take a shite in our car wash bucket in our laundry room one night in college completely wasted. He drunkenly hid the bucket way in the back under some chairs. We were looking for a dead rat in the attic the whole next week until my roommate found it. Could've killed that MFer
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:13 pm to vengeanceofrain
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you had to take 2 gulps of it and if you did you can have a threesome with elizabeth hurley and megyn foxx
Would slam it and a couple of reapers if I could get them in their prime.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 1:20 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 9/6/17 at 2:57 am to DavidTheGnome
Is it his grandmother's breast milk or something? Why would anyone keep old milk?
Posted on 9/6/17 at 3:08 am to East Coast Band
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Is it worse than opening a full refrigerator after the power has been off for 2 weeks?
Yeah, having help family/friends recover from both Katrina and the Livingston Parish flood, I'm almost entirely immune to negative smells.
This milk is probably inert at this point and has no smell whatsoever.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 3:13 am to Chaos Six
And why is it in an old, brown cough syrup bottle?
Posted on 9/6/17 at 4:41 am to DavidTheGnome
I have a unopened 48 year-old brown glass quart bottle full of water & water by-products from Jax Brewery.
"Bottled by Jax Brewery, New Orleans, LA for the Hurricane Camille Emergency"
There's some funky sedimenty stuff in the lower third of the bottle.
"Bottled by Jax Brewery, New Orleans, LA for the Hurricane Camille Emergency"
There's some funky sedimenty stuff in the lower third of the bottle.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 6:15 am to soccerfüt
When beer goes bad it separates back into what it is made of. Should be a layer of alcohol sitting on top of a layer of water sitting on top of a layer of what should look like oatmeal. I used to work at a beer distributorship.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 6:25 am to vengeanceofrain
quote:Wait, those are the two you pick for this condition?
you can have a threesome with elizabeth hurley and megyn foxx
Posted on 9/6/17 at 6:52 am to DavidTheGnome
Needs to donate that to the LA beast!
Posted on 9/6/17 at 7:32 am to GregMaddux
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Needs to donate that to the LA beast!
Needs to go to that RB that used to play for the Falcons that said and showed in his episode of MTV cribs that he drank his wife's breast milk. Mother fricker kept that shite frozen!!
ETA: Jamal Anderson
This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 7:34 am
Posted on 9/6/17 at 7:42 am to DannyB
quote:OK, but this is "Drinking Water".
When beer goes bad it separates back into what it is made of. Should be a layer of alcohol sitting on top of a layer of water sitting on top of a layer of what should look like oatmeal. I used to work at a beer distributorship.
It's Expiration Date was 30 September, 1969z
Posted on 9/6/17 at 7:57 am to DavidTheGnome
Looks like a yoo-hoo. Kind of makes me nervous.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 8:00 am to DavidTheGnome
I have an old t-shirt. It is discolored. I'm saving it for my son when he gets older.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 8:06 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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Inherited is an interesting word choice given the commodity
Thread hijack- how much $$ to take a sip? To finish the bottle?
You'd either die or get really drunk from the fermentation.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 4:46 am to LordSaintly
Posted on 9/7/17 at 5:18 am to DavidTheGnome
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