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Guy has 40 year old bottle of milk

Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:36 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:36 pm
He inherited it from his granddad who found it in a locker back in the 80's when it was already 10 years old: LINK

Pic of it



Him shaking it



Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:37 pm to
Inherited is an interesting word choice given the commodity

Thread hijack- how much $$ to take a sip? To finish the bottle?
This post was edited on 9/5/17 at 10:39 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:38 pm to
Family heirloom
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:38 pm to
Would love to read that last will and testament
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:38 pm to
A good prank to play on someone you didn't like would be to open that thing up and hide it somewhere in their house.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by CE Tiger
Metairie
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:39 pm to
Jesus I freak out when I find a stray milk sippy cup after it goes missing for a day or two
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:39 pm to
In the '80s Letterman had on a guest who collected food.

I remember he had a hamburger from 1978.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:40 pm to
my mother has a 200 year old bottle of wine. Or should I say vinegar, now.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:41 pm to
I can only imagine that as being the worse the smelling thing on the planet.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
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12465 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:41 pm to
you had to take 2 gulps of it and if you did you can have a threesome with elizabeth hurley and megyn foxx
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

A good prank to play on someone you didn't like would be to open that thing up and hide it somewhere in their house.
When I was at LSU I got hold of a few cans of Jax beer (do they still make that?). I kept them in my fridge for a couple of years and thought about serving them to somebody... How long does beer keep? Could I have killed someone?

Posted by lsudat10
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2010
2742 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:58 pm to
I had a friend in college who got drunk and puked in one of our friends dishwasher, closed it and forgot about it. The next day we went to the beach for a week. The smell was so bad and we had no idea where it was coming from.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:59 pm to
How exciting
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29030 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:00 pm to
I think you can keep beer in the fridge for a year or more. In college a friend of mine asked for some gum and I gave him a piece from an old 80's baseball card pack. Funniest thing ever.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

The smell was so bad and we had no idea where it was coming from

Is it worse than opening a full refrigerator after the power has been off for 2 weeks?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:08 pm to
Does he have birthday parties for it?
Posted by lsudat10
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2010
2742 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

Is it worse than opening a full refrigerator after the power has been off for 2 weeks?


IDK, does said fridge contain half digested Pluckers, whiskey and stomach bile?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

you had to take 2 gulps of it and if you did you can have a threesome with elizabeth hurley and megyn foxx

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

But I'd seriously rather gulp their pee.
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