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Great business opportunity for the right baw

Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98185 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:25 pm
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Natchitoches Alligator Park

Since making our announcement earlier this morning, we have had many wonderful comments from our regular guests and also many questions. We are having trouble answering each one, we will try to answer the most now and later answer more.
1. What are we going to do with our alligators?
A. They will stay in place and will continue to be fed and cared for as usual.
2. Are we selling our goats?
A. Yes. They are pigmies and are $100.00 each. If you buy 6 or more they are $75.00 each.
3. Is the merchandise in the gift shop for sale?
A. Yes but only in bulk. If there is 12 or 100 of a certain item, you will have to buy all of them at a discounted price.
The entire park can be purchased and the new owner would own all merchandise, property, buildings, equipment, alligators and other animals. The license then would transfer to the new owner and it could be reopened under new management.
For further questions please email us at bpap@alligatorpark.net
Thank you for your comments and inquiries and we will continue to answer them through email
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Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28612 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:26 pm to
Somebody could be the Joe Exotic of alligators.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

the Joe Exotic of alligators.


Joe Aquatic
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12063 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Somebody could be the Joe Exotic of alligators.


Not if that Bitch, Carol Baskin, has anything to do with it
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:34 pm to
What the frick is in Natchitoches and why would anyone want to visit there?
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43299 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Not if that Bitch, Carol Baskin, has anything to do with it


In this case it'd be Daryl Haskin, a gay alligator rescue owner and Joe Aquatic would be a super macho straight guy
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98185 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

What the frick is in Natchitoches and why would anyone want to visit there?


Natchitoches is a great small town with down to earth people.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39115 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

Not if that Bitch, Carol Baskin, has anything to do with it


She said to tell you her name is Carole. She also wants your address. Good luck, Baw.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8791 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Somebody could be the Joe Exotic of alligators.


I saw a Gator...and a gator saw a man!
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

Natchitoches is a great small town with down to earth people.


That's just another way of saying there's nothing to do and there's dumb people to do nothing with.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120265 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

Natchitoches is a great small town with down to earth people.


If its so great why dont you move there?
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12063 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:46 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98185 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:46 pm to
What's to say I haven't?
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5851 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

What the frick is in Natchitoches and why would anyone want to visit there?


I can tell you've never been there.
Posted by Rougaroux
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2017
723 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:52 pm to
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Joe Aquatic

Trademarking this shite right now
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:53 pm to
Already got my slogan trademarked:

"Don't let the gators of Natchitoches snatch your toeses."
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

I can tell you've never been there.


Wrong. I did a campus visit at Northwestern State.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:25 pm to
Joe Aquatic the Gator Baw
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66437 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

bpap@alligatorpark.net


bbap’s cousin for those that don’t know.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:08 pm to
The Joe Exotic shite is so played out
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