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Jim Rockford
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Great business opportunity for the right baw
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Natchitoches Alligator Park

Since making our announcement earlier this morning, we have had many wonderful comments from our regular guests and also many questions. We are having trouble answering each one, we will try to answer the most now and later answer more.
1. What are we going to do with our alligators?
A. They will stay in place and will continue to be fed and cared for as usual.
2. Are we selling our goats?
A. Yes. They are pigmies and are $100.00 each. If you buy 6 or more they are $75.00 each.
3. Is the merchandise in the gift shop for sale?
A. Yes but only in bulk. If there is 12 or 100 of a certain item, you will have to buy all of them at a discounted price.
The entire park can be purchased and the new owner would own all merchandise, property, buildings, equipment, alligators and other animals. The license then would transfer to the new owner and it could be reopened under new management.
For further questions please email us at bpap@alligatorpark.net
Thank you for your comments and inquiries and we will continue to answer them through email
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Hat Tricks
LSU Fan
Natchitoches, LA
Member since Oct 2003
26143 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
Somebody could be the Joe Exotic of alligators.


SEClint
New Orleans Saints Fan
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
34556 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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the Joe Exotic of alligators.


Joe Aquatic


USEyourCURDS
USA Fan
Member since Apr 2016
9526 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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Somebody could be the Joe Exotic of alligators.


Not if that Bitch, Carol Baskin, has anything to do with it


Langland
LSU Fan
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
9331 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
What the frick is in Natchitoches and why would anyone want to visit there?


Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
39516 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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Not if that Bitch, Carol Baskin, has anything to do with it


In this case it'd be Daryl Haskin, a gay alligator rescue owner and Joe Aquatic would be a super macho straight guy


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Jim Rockford
LSU Fan
Member since May 2011
77814 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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What the frick is in Natchitoches and why would anyone want to visit there?


Natchitoches is a great small town with down to earth people.


Hangit
LSU Fan
Relaxing, since 11-14-2019
Member since Aug 2014
20617 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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Not if that Bitch, Carol Baskin, has anything to do with it


She said to tell you her name is Carole. She also wants your address. Good luck, Baw.


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JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
3088 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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Somebody could be the Joe Exotic of alligators.


I saw a Gator...and a gator saw a man!


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Langland
LSU Fan
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Member since Apr 2014
9331 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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Natchitoches is a great small town with down to earth people.


That's just another way of saying there's nothing to do and there's dumb people to do nothing with.


Cosmo
Houston Astros Fan
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
99811 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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Natchitoches is a great small town with down to earth people.


If its so great why dont you move there?


USEyourCURDS
USA Fan
Member since Apr 2016
9526 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw


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Jim Rockford
LSU Fan
Member since May 2011
77814 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
What's to say I haven't?


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RougeDawg
Louisiana Tech Fan
Member since Jul 2016
2349 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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What the frick is in Natchitoches and why would anyone want to visit there?


I can tell you've never been there.


Rougaroux
LA-Monroe Fan
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2017
678 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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Joe Aquatic

Trademarking this shite right now


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dbeck
Arkansas Fan
Member since Nov 2014
18943 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
Already got my slogan trademarked:

"Don't let the gators of Natchitoches snatch your toeses."


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Langland
LSU Fan
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
9331 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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I can tell you've never been there.


Wrong. I did a campus visit at Northwestern State.


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Modern
Houston Astros Fan
État de Louisiane
Member since May 2011
14979 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
Joe Aquatic the Gator Baw


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GeorgeTheGreek
Michigan State Fan
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
57996 posts
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re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
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bpap@alligatorpark.net


bbap’s cousin for those that don’t know.


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Mr Personality
Cal State Fullerton Fan
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
21905 posts

re: Great business opportunity for the right baw
The Joe Exotic shite is so played out


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