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Good Morning Thread 7/7

Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:00 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:01 am to
Morning
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:09 am to
Morning All



Easy like _________ morning.

Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:21 am to
Mawnin y’all
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:22 am to
Good morning Hope y’all have a great day.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:25 am to
Good Morning Gang

Looks like another warm day in paradise.

JOTD
A sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, but the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs."Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest ! What should I do ?"

The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest ? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."

When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother:"Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?”The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says: "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."

The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs:"Momma, Momma! He's got a foot and a half! What should I do?"

The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says:

"A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'll go upstairs.”
This post was edited on 7/7/19 at 4:44 am
Posted by Wally Sparks
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Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 5:09 am to
Happy Sunday OTrs of the GMT.

I can't find my car keys.

Today in History

1456 Twenty-five years after her execution, Pope Calixtus III annulled the heresy charges brought against Joan of Arc.

1797 William Blount of Tennessee became the first U.S. senator to be impeached.

1846 Commodore John D. Sloat occupied Monterey and declared California annexed to the United States.

1946 Italian-born Mother Frances Xavier Cabrini was canonized, becoming the first American saint.

1954 An Elvis Presley recording was played on the radio for the first time.

1981 President Ronald Reagan nominated Sandra Day O'Connor for the Supreme Court.

2005 52 people were killed and hundreds injured in London when terrorists bombed subways and a bus.
Posted by Armymann50
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 5:13 am to
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 5:21 am to
Morning Mouser, Army, BnB, pioneer, Wally, Leon, boot & füt



Mouser, did you know that in most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive.
Posted by Papa Tigah
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 5:44 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 5:52 am to
Good morning folks. I am going to try a couple of those copper grill mats today.

Tidal, at our age we have to watch those keys closely. They tend to walk away. Yours are close to whatever you carried in, or first went, when you last came home. Path to the bathroom? In the fridge next to the apples?

Good luck.

Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:08 am to
Morning y’all
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:10 am to
I'm not freaking out;yet.

My only set.I'm pretty good about using the automatic lock on the key to make sure I don't lock them in the car.

We'll see.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:13 am to
Mornin everybody
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:42 am to
Mernin all

Posted by liz18lsu
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:48 am to
Happy Sunday morning!!!
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:55 am to
Mornin’ y’all.



Off to church then my last day of cooking during this long holiday.

Guess it’s time to get ready for the first Gulf storm of the season.
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12732 posts
Posted on 7/7/19 at 7:12 am to

top 0 the morning to ya OT gang...
last day o staycation...back to the grind in the morning...
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