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Good Morning Thread 7/7
Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:09 am to Bama and Beer
Morning All
Easy like _________ morning.
Easy like _________ morning.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:22 am to Bama and Beer
Good morning
Hope y’all have a great day.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 4:25 am to Bama and Beer
Good Morning Gang
Looks like another warm day in paradise.
JOTD
A sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, but the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs."Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest ! What should I do ?"
The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest ? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother:"Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?”The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says: "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs:"Momma, Momma! He's got a foot and a half! What should I do?"
The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says:
"A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'll go upstairs.”
Looks like another warm day in paradise.
JOTD
A sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, but the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs."Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest ! What should I do ?"
The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest ? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother:"Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?”The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says: "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs:"Momma, Momma! He's got a foot and a half! What should I do?"
The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says:
"A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'll go upstairs.”
This post was edited on 7/7/19 at 4:44 am
Posted on 7/7/19 at 5:09 am to Bama and Beer
Happy Sunday OTrs of the GMT.
I can't find my car keys.
Today in History
1456 Twenty-five years after her execution, Pope Calixtus III annulled the heresy charges brought against Joan of Arc.
1797 William Blount of Tennessee became the first U.S. senator to be impeached.
1846 Commodore John D. Sloat occupied Monterey and declared California annexed to the United States.
1946 Italian-born Mother Frances Xavier Cabrini was canonized, becoming the first American saint.
1954 An Elvis Presley recording was played on the radio for the first time.
1981 President Ronald Reagan nominated Sandra Day O'Connor for the Supreme Court.
2005 52 people were killed and hundreds injured in London when terrorists bombed subways and a bus.
I can't find my car keys.
Today in History
1456 Twenty-five years after her execution, Pope Calixtus III annulled the heresy charges brought against Joan of Arc.
1797 William Blount of Tennessee became the first U.S. senator to be impeached.
1846 Commodore John D. Sloat occupied Monterey and declared California annexed to the United States.
1946 Italian-born Mother Frances Xavier Cabrini was canonized, becoming the first American saint.
1954 An Elvis Presley recording was played on the radio for the first time.
1981 President Ronald Reagan nominated Sandra Day O'Connor for the Supreme Court.
2005 52 people were killed and hundreds injured in London when terrorists bombed subways and a bus.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 5:21 am to tidalmouse
Morning Mouser, Army, BnB, pioneer, Wally, Leon, boot & füt
Mouser, did you know that in most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive.
Mouser, did you know that in most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 5:52 am to Bullfrog
Good morning folks. I am going to try a couple of those copper grill mats today.
Tidal, at our age we have to watch those keys closely. They tend to walk away. Yours are close to whatever you carried in, or first went, when you last came home. Path to the bathroom? In the fridge next to the apples?
Good luck.

Tidal, at our age we have to watch those keys closely. They tend to walk away. Yours are close to whatever you carried in, or first went, when you last came home. Path to the bathroom? In the fridge next to the apples?
Good luck.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:10 am to Hangit
I'm not freaking out;yet.
My only set.I'm pretty good about using the automatic lock on the key to make sure I don't lock them in the car.
We'll see.
My only set.I'm pretty good about using the automatic lock on the key to make sure I don't lock them in the car.
We'll see.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:48 am to Bama and Beer
Happy Sunday morning!!!
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:55 am to Bama and Beer
Mornin’ y’all.
Off to church then my last day of cooking during this long holiday.
Guess it’s time to get ready for the first Gulf storm of the season.
Off to church then my last day of cooking during this long holiday.
Guess it’s time to get ready for the first Gulf storm of the season.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 7:12 am to Bama and Beer
top 0 the morning to ya OT gang...
last day o staycation...back to the grind in the morning...
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