Good Morning *Taco Tuesday Edition*

Rise and Shine folks

858 St. Nicholas I begins his reign as Catholic Pope.

1519 Envoys of Montezuma II attend the first Easter mass in Central America.

1547 Charles V's troops defeat the Protestant League of Schmalkalden at the Battle of Muhlberg.

1558 Mary, Queen of Scotland, marries the French dauphin, Francis.

1792 Claude-Joseph Rouget de Lisle composes "La Marseillaise". It will become France's national anthem.

1800 The Library of Congress is established in Washington, D.C. with a $5,000 allocation.

1805 U.S. Marines attack and capture the town of Derna in Tripoli from the Barbary pirates.

1833 A patent is granted for the first soda fountain.

1877 Russia declares war on the Ottoman Empire.

1884 Otto von Bismarck cables Cape Town, South Africa that it is now a German colony.



JOTD: On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven.

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?