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Good Morning *National Day Calendar Edition*
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:00 am
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:00 am
Rise and Shine folks
Every year, 30 new national days get added to the calendar, according to the National Day Calendar website. If you could add a holiday to the National Day Calendar, what would you choose?
1543 Nicolaus Copernicus publishes proof of a sun-centered solar system. He dies just after publication.
1607 Captain Christopher Newport and 105 followers found the colony of Jamestown at the mouth of the James River on the coast of Virginia.
1610 Sir Thomas Gates institutes "laws divine moral and marshal, " a harsh civil code for Jamestown.
1624 After years of unprofitable operation, Virginia's charter is revoked and it becomes a royal colony.
1689 The English Parliament passes the Act of Toleration, protecting Protestants. Roman Catholics are specifically excluded from exemption.
1738 The Methodist Church is established.
1764 Boston lawyer James Otis denounces "taxation without representation," calling for the colonies to unite in opposition to Britain's new tax measures.
1798 Believing that a French invasion of Ireland is imminent, Irish nationalists rise up against the British occupation.
1844 Samuel Morse taps out the first telegraph message.
1846 General Zachary Taylor captures Monterey.
JOTD: I tried to tell the doctor that I didn't want a brain transplant.
But he changed my mind.
Every year, 30 new national days get added to the calendar, according to the National Day Calendar website. If you could add a holiday to the National Day Calendar, what would you choose?
1543 Nicolaus Copernicus publishes proof of a sun-centered solar system. He dies just after publication.
1607 Captain Christopher Newport and 105 followers found the colony of Jamestown at the mouth of the James River on the coast of Virginia.
1610 Sir Thomas Gates institutes "laws divine moral and marshal, " a harsh civil code for Jamestown.
1624 After years of unprofitable operation, Virginia's charter is revoked and it becomes a royal colony.
1689 The English Parliament passes the Act of Toleration, protecting Protestants. Roman Catholics are specifically excluded from exemption.
1738 The Methodist Church is established.
1764 Boston lawyer James Otis denounces "taxation without representation," calling for the colonies to unite in opposition to Britain's new tax measures.
1798 Believing that a French invasion of Ireland is imminent, Irish nationalists rise up against the British occupation.
1844 Samuel Morse taps out the first telegraph message.
1846 General Zachary Taylor captures Monterey.
JOTD: I tried to tell the doctor that I didn't want a brain transplant.
But he changed my mind.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Too early for coffee...maybe at 6AM.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:05 am to pioneerbasketball
Black coffee for the ride home
Stole this from the old folks home...
Boudreaux was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The biker asks, “Well, whatcha gonna do about that?”
Boudreaux bursts into tears and says, “I am a complete failure! I got fired today, my car was stolen, I left my wallet in the cab I took home, I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me. So I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the damn thing.”
Then Boudreaux says “But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?”
Stole this from the old folks home...
Boudreaux was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The biker asks, “Well, whatcha gonna do about that?”
Boudreaux bursts into tears and says, “I am a complete failure! I got fired today, my car was stolen, I left my wallet in the cab I took home, I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me. So I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the damn thing.”
Then Boudreaux says “But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?”
This post was edited on 5/24/18 at 4:08 am
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:13 am to Pepe Lepew
Mornin’ Pepe, Pio...always love a good Boudreaux joke 
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:21 am to go ta hell ole miss
morning everybody
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:55 am to Wally Sparks
Good morning everyone!! may you all have a great day!!!
Posted on 5/24/18 at 5:07 am to pioneerbasketball
Mornin’ y’all.
pb, Marco, Pepe, Cdawg, gthom, Wally, DB
pb, Marco, Pepe, Cdawg, gthom, Wally, DB
Posted on 5/24/18 at 5:13 am to pioneerbasketball
Top of the morning!
Posted on 5/24/18 at 5:16 am to SECdragonmaster
Good morning all. Let's be careful out there.

Posted on 5/24/18 at 5:36 am to pioneerbasketball
Morning pioneerbball.
Nice JOTD.A good one-liner.
Nice JOTD.A good one-liner.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 5:41 am to liz18lsu
quote:
liz18lsu
Shame on you for thinking skillet and pioneer are the same person
Posted on 5/24/18 at 5:48 am to pioneerbasketball
Good Morning All!
Happy Thursday
Well done with the OP, pbb!
upvoted
I have a Dental Exam this morning, wish me luck.
I was up half the night studying.
Happy Thursday
Well done with the OP, pbb!
I have a Dental Exam this morning, wish me luck.
I was up half the night studying.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 5:50 am to soccerfüt
Good luck on the exam.
Insert dental joke about Alabama here.
Insert dental joke about Alabama here.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:06 am to tidalmouse
Mornin’ tm, Tigah, Hangit, liz, soccer, 
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