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357 Julian Caesar defeats the Alamanni at Strasbourg in Gaul.

1346 Edward III of England defeats Philip VI's army at the Battle of Crecy in France.

1758 The Prussian army defeats the invading Russians at the Battle of Zorndorf.

1765 In protest over the stamp tax, American colonists sack and burn the home of Massachusetts governor Thomas Hutchinson.

1830 The "Tom Thumb" steam locomotive runs its famous race with a horse-drawn car. The horse wins because the engine, which had been ahead, breaks down.

1862 Union and Confederate troops skirmish at Waterloo Bridge, Virginia, during the Second Bull Run Campaign.

1864 Confederate General A.P. Hill pushes back Union General Winfield Scott Hancock from Reams Station where his army has spent several days destroying railroad tracks.

1875 "Captain" Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim across the English Channel.

1916 The National Park Service is established as part of the Department of the Interior.

1921 The United States, which never ratified the Versailles Treaty ending World War I, finally signs a peace treaty with Germany.



JOTD: A woman decides to go home with a guy she met at a club one night

He's tall, tanned, strikingly handsome, and seems different than most other guys she meets.

Upon arrival at his place they head straight to the bedroom where she can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears.

On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle shelf are medium-sized teddy bears, and on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.

She begins to think that he's gentle and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She goes down on him, and lets him really give it to her in any position he wants, and even takes it in the rear!

In the morning as she's getting dressed, she smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and replies, "Hmmm not too bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"