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re: Good Morning *4th of July Edition*

Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:21 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138847 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:21 am to
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Local bar, left ok, but hit the cliff on the way home (I wasn't driving). Was found on the kitchen floor, clothed, passed out. He isn't happy with me.

ETA: I may have been partially clothed




What an idiot
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70814 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:21 am to
Her dumb arse bf could have PIIHB.
This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 8:25 am
Posted by lsu31always
Team 31™
Member since Jan 2008
108135 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:23 am to
I feel more American than Lee Greenwood
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70814 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:25 am to
Y’all made the playoffs?
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:27 am to
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Whassamatter girl? A few too many drinks and a minor transgression got you down?


He was looking for an apartment at 4am.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47716 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:28 am to
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I feel more American than Landon Donovan


I had an old guy in Dublin explain the Donovan roots to me. He said they originated in the County of Cork. They were mostly Solicitors (Lawyers) and Lighthouse keepers. A bunch of them came to the U.S. and Canada.

People in different countries will tell you some cool history when they are thirsty and you are buying.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:29 am to
Good Morning America, how are ya?



Happy Fourth!

Thanks for the OP pioneer!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47716 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:30 am to
If you want him, go get him back. If you don't I am sure you can replace him in about 15 minutes.

Is the house in both of your names?
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:32 am to
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And a crescent moon and stars if females will use it too.


Now this has me thinking of really doing both. Then have my daughter build some stain glass inserts to fill the shapes in. Would be cool. Everything in this house is custom built. So, why not?
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:34 am to
He isn't going anywhere. And, yes, it is, though I pay the mortgage.

I am doing a lot of sweet talking. He is currently mowing, cooling down. Guess it's my turn to sleep on the couch.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
37328 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:34 am to
good morning and a grand and glorious 4th to you all!!!



how's this for some early morning fireworks?
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12556 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:36 am to
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Rouge



Don't start with me, Red.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:39 am to
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I am doing a lot of sweet talking. He is currently mowing, cooling down


Best to get out there and hand him a drink now.

quote:

Guess it's my turn to sleep on the couch.


My advice, never go to bed mad at each other. Work it out before. The wife and I had always did this. 38+ years married and no one ever slept on the couch.

Oh a blow job and letting him PIITB later will go a LOOOOONNNNNNG way.
This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 8:41 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47716 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:39 am to
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And, yes, it is, though I pay the mortgage.


You need to speak with an attorney whether things are good or not. This sounds like lunacy but I am not an attorney.

quote:

He is currently mowing, cooling down. Guess it's my turn to sleep on the couch.


I think you should double down. Go bring him a big glass of ice water, than ask him if he will wash your car when he is through mowing.

Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:41 am to
No worries boys, he is mad now, but that will go away soon.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:42 am to
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He is currently mowing, cooling down.


Go bring him an ice cold beer and just let him know it wasn’t the first time and it won’t be the last.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:44 am to
I did just hand him a beer, which he took, begrudgingly.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:45 am to
Liz, us guys are very simple. Just a little bit of food, a little bit of money, a little bit of beer and just a little bit sex now and then.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:47 am to
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I did just hand him a beer, which he took, begrudgingly.



Were you clothed? If you weren’t wearing just a bikini then it doesn’t count.
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