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re: Going to a scrip club next week

Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9925 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:51 pm to
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Haven’t been to one of these in over a decade.


Go to the bank and ask for all the 2 dollar bills they have. The ladies will thank you later instead of giving them dollar bills. It helps with not having to put twice as many bills in the gstring. If you’re a baller get 5 dollar bills.
This post was edited on 2/17/23 at 6:55 pm
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22008 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:56 pm to
Many years ago, I once saw a 6' 5" stripper dance with a big sword to the theme from Highlander. She was the guest headliner.

I tipped her 1 buck, and she rubbed her big fake tits in my face. In all honesty, she looked mannish.

Thinking back, I was young and drunk and she was probably a dude.
This post was edited on 2/17/23 at 7:00 pm
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 7:59 pm to
I licked the sweat off a hot hippie strippers tits at Sammy's on the Island in Ft. Walton back in 1988. Her name was Cricket...

Hope this helps..
Posted by pickle311
Liberty Hill TX
Member since Sep 2008
1146 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 8:12 pm to
Have everyone that's going with you go to the bank and get $100 in dollar bills. When you get your table, all of you set your stack of bills on the table. You will get far more for $100 that way than you will keeping it hidden in your pocket.
You can thank me later.
Posted by Hank R Hill
Arlen,TX
Member since Jan 2017
523 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

What are the experts go to lines?


Hey baby I am an OT baller. Got deez nutz on my truck for you to see"

quote:

Dos and donts?


Dont' take a shite there or eat the buffet

quote:

How do you get the most bang for your buck?


Let them see all $350 when you walk in but give it out a buck at a time
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
16777 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 8:47 pm to
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Haven’t been to one of these in over a decade.


You don’t remember going last year?
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3414 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 8:54 pm to
Just remember these 3 things and you will be fine.

The Lord loves a working man. Don’t trust whitey. See a Dr. and get rid of it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66518 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 8:55 pm to
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What are the experts go to lines?

Cocaine.
quote:

How do you get the most bang for your buck?

Cocaine.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:40 pm to
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How do you get the most bang for your buck?


Know that you are a transaction to them.
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