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re: Going to a scrip club next week

Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36990 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

a scrip club


oh I thought you were going to admit an addiction to opioids. Might explain your shitty posts.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66452 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:40 pm to
Make sure you listen to Too $horts entire discography before you go

That should get your mind right
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2760 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:43 pm to
Is scrip club where the brothers go? Axing for a friend.
Posted by Lark225
Member since Mar 2019
1488 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:47 pm to
Save yourself a boner and just order a hooker
Posted by theRealJesseD
Member since Nov 2021
4195 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 4:48 pm to
you plan that far ahead for a strip club?


Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14416 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:19 pm to
I’m not into drugs but will have a few beers. Bringing $300. Any hope or suggestions?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75250 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:22 pm to
You're going to be separated from your money and only leave with the memory of a perfunctory lap dance. Whoopee. Go to a steakhouse get a huge steak and a great scotch and you'll end up better off, by far.
Posted by lakeviewtiger
BC
Member since Jul 2005
2424 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:28 pm to
Hope for what?
What club are you headed to?

You’re not going to get laid. Don’t be a douche and relax. Let the $300 stretch. Tip the girls you like, don’t feel obligated to throw money at everyone.

It’s the dancers job to come talk to you. Let her work. If you find her interesting , Buy her an over priced drink and talk to her like a normal dude. If not, just say no thanks. She’ll move on.

Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5907 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:49 pm to
Relax and let her guide the conversation. Strippers are stupid and unbearable to talk to so stare at her assets and let her guide you
Posted by rhar61
Member since Nov 2022
5109 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:53 pm to
shite, I had a witticism, but that misspelling has been carpet-bombed already.
Posted by Tusksup
Sheridan, AR
Member since Feb 2023
1520 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:59 pm to
OP is pathetic.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
14907 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:02 pm to

Who actually PLANS to go to a strip club this far in advance?


I don't think I've ever gone to one without it being a spur of the moment decision, after some other spur of the moment bad decisions
Posted by Rawdawgs
Member since Dec 2007
910 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:04 pm to
I can’t remember the last time I was in a strip club. It was last Friday, but….
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

How to talk to strippers?


Most of those women just want to go in, do their shift, and go home. Unless you're dropping big bills or buying drinks they're not interested.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
25369 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:23 pm to
The great thing about banging strippers is that you get 4 hours of the greatest foreplay known to man before you blow your tank in 49 seconds back at the hotel.

It's a joyous occasion!
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53509 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

Jack Ruby

quote:

banging strippers

name checks out
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4405 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:35 pm to
Just look your friends dead in the eyes and ask “are you enjoying your boners?”
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4235 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:41 pm to
You and Pacman gonna get down??

PacMan loves the scrip clubs
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10413 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:46 pm to
Go to church instead.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:48 pm to
Don’t eat the tacos.
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