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re: Goddamn It Panda Express!

Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:16 pm to
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Unless you're in an airport, there's no good reason to eat at Panda Express. There's a local Chinese joint in half the strip malls/shopping centers in Baton Rouge. All of 'em are better than Panda Express




This. Why not just eat at one of the million Chinese places in every town instead. Panda Express is not only shittier food than 90% of those places, but it's more expensive. I have no idea what their draw is.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5632 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:17 pm to
Congratulations on the impending liquid shits.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:17 pm to
Accent, the flavor enhancer... it has what fat people crave.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:17 pm to
What if it's Joey doing a Super Cool Food review?


Dude can't get out of his van. Panda Express drive thru FTW.
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:18 pm to
Panda Express is shite
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:20 pm to
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Can anyone explain to me how you name a dish that is 10% Mushroom, 70% Zucchini, and 20% Chicken "Mushroom Chicken"?


You had fair warning just from looking at the name of the place, unless you actually believed they serve pandas.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:21 pm to
Are they the one that is in the Wal Mart Parking lot? At least in and around Memphis, they are?
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32817 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:36 pm to
Seriously, frick that place. This is what I found last month in mine....never again going back to that place. frick Panda Express.


Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:41 pm to
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Seriously, frick that place. This is what I found last month in mine....never again going back to that place. frick Panda Express.



So they give you a little panda with your meal at Panda Express and you lose your shite?
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32817 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:43 pm to
I didn't order all that bullshite.....orange chicken only!
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
50934 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:47 pm to
You're lucky you could find the carcass under all the fricking zucchini.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:48 pm to
Is it any good. We've got one on the other side of the River.

eta : Just read the Thread. I'll pass.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 2:53 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:52 pm to
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Is it any good.


The Orange Chicken and Honey Walnut Shrimp are both legit.

Other than that, Panda Express is to Chinese Food as Ramen is Japanese food.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98700 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

So they give you a little panda with your meal at Panda Express and you lose your shite?
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:26 pm to
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Seriously, frick that place. This is what I found last month in mine....never again going back to that place. frick Panda Express.



Bruh...tell me you didn't have that in your food.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:35 pm to
That's not just a little rat meat; that's the whole damn rat.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:38 pm to
What's up, nochainz?

Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74705 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:50 pm to
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This is what I found last month in mine.


written on Tuesday, April 16, 2013 at 7 a.m.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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50934 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:54 pm to
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This is what I found last month in mine....


quote:

What's up, nochainz?


quote:

written on Tuesday, April 16, 2013 at 7 a.m.





quote:

UFownstSECsince1950

Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56924 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:56 pm to
I
quote:

People are dying from cancer and your bitching about Chinese food

well with all those MSGs in that dish and all the gmos. He will be more worried about cancer sooner rather than later.
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