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Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:03 am
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:03 am
Today in History: April 5
1242 Russian troops repel an invasion by Teutonic knights.
1614 Pocahontas marries English colonist John Rolfe.
1792 George Washington casts the first presidential veto.
1865 As the Confederate army approaches Appomattox, it skirmishes with Union forces at Amelia Springs and Paine's Cross Road.
1986 A bomb explodes in a West Berlin disco packed with American soldiers.
Born on April 5
1858 Washington Atlee Burpee, founder of the world's largest mail-order seed company.
1908 Bette Davis, film actress (Jezebel, All About Eve).
1920 Arthur Hailey, novelist (Hotel, Airport).
1937 Colin Powell, U.S. Army general, Secretary of State.
JOTD
An old man was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm
He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens." Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow." Old man says "Wait up ... I'll get my hat."
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Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:06 am to Armymann50
Mornin’, can’t sleep.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:13 am to QuietTiger
quote:This is my normal time to get up. Are your hospitals over flowing like the news is sayin?
Mornin’, can’t sleep
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:17 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Armymann and the OT Today is going to be a beautiful day.
Today is going to be a beautiful day. Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:18 am to Armymann50
Have no idea, but I might learn more this week when I see a doc friend.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:21 am to Bigfishchoupique
Fishfighter house have you checked out fish's house?
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:29 am to Armymann50
Good evening from Kuala Lumpur. Popped my first beer of the evening.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:35 am to Armymann50
Don’t even know what day it is.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:36 am to TexasTiger89
Can you give me an update on the PANDEMIC in your part of the world?
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:41 am to QuietTiger
Mornin everyone 
I slept 2 hours later than yesterday. I consider that a win.
I slept 2 hours later than yesterday. I consider that a win.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:42 am to Armymann50
Happy Sunday OTrs of the GMT.
This post was edited on 4/5/20 at 4:48 am
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:43 am to Armymann50
G'morning all.
quote:
Bette Davis .... All About Eve
Excellent film.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:44 am to Armymann50
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:47 am to Armymann50
Sleep, what is that? I am going on 3 hrs/night. Still chipper and perky!
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:48 am to Armymann50
Good morning all.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:48 am to Armymann50
Morning all
Posted on 4/5/20 at 5:04 am to liz18lsu
Perky. I believe you.
Posted on 4/5/20 at 5:08 am to Armymann50
quote:
Can you give me an update on the PANDEMIC in your part of the world?
Yes. The government here invoked what they call a Movement Control Order. Only essential business are allowed to be open. Essential is clinics, hospitals, grocery stores and restaurants are to only do takeout. You will be arrested if gathering in any group or away from your home more than 10 km. No more than two people in any car. This is just a few of the things. This order currently lasts until April 15th but on the 10th they will let us know if it will extend.
Also any Malaysian citizens (no foreigners allowed) that decide to fly in from other countries gets an all expense paid quarantine for 14 days at a government facility.
The grocery store near my apartment allows no more than 50 people at a time. You stand in a line socially distancing until a person leave. A store employee performs a thermal scan on you and if no fever you are required to wash your hands prior to entering the store.
They are much more serious about this situation than what I am hearing from home.
This post was edited on 4/5/20 at 7:11 am
Posted on 4/5/20 at 5:08 am to Armymann50
Posted on 4/5/20 at 5:11 am to Armymann50
quote:
have you checked out fish's house?
You mean his guess house
quote:
This small house is going to be a guess/camp house
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