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Posted on 12/8/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 12/8/19 at 4:00 am
Today in History: December 8
1944 The United States conducts the longest, most effective air raid on the Pacific island of Iwo Jima.
1980 John Lennon is shot to death outside his Manhattan apartment building.
1982 The Washington, D.C., police shoot and kill a man threatening to blow up the Washington Monument.
1991 The leaders of Belarus, Russia, and Ukraine sign an agreement that dissolves the Soviet Union and establishes the Commonwealth of Independent States.
Born on December 8
1933 Flip Wilson (Clerow Wilson Jr.), comedian and actor; won a Golden Globe and two Emmy Awards for his 1970s TV variety series, The Flip Wilson Show.
1943 Jim Morrison, singer, songwriter, poet; lead singer for The Doors and Rick & the Ravens.
1953 Kim Basinger, actress, singer, producer; won Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for L.A. Confidential (1997).
Joke of the Day
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?”
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse.”
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful,naked blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s Tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?”
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a naked brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow.
“What is your last request?” The Lone Ranger responds,” I’d like to speak to my horse….ALONE.”
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent.
Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says: “Listen very carefully, you fcuking dickhead, for the last time………. . BRING POSSE!!!!”
Posted on 12/8/19 at 4:05 am to Armymann50
quote:
1980 John Lennon is shot to death outside his Manhattan apartment building.
And also
Posted on 12/8/19 at 4:30 am to Armymann50
Good morning Hope y’all have a great day
Posted on 12/8/19 at 5:16 am to Armymann50
Mawnin y’all
Shoutout to the Tigers, dey special.
Shoutout to the Tigers, dey special.
Posted on 12/8/19 at 5:16 am to Armymann50
mornin yall.
lol at the joke
lol at the joke
This post was edited on 12/8/19 at 5:17 am
Posted on 12/8/19 at 5:56 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Err’body
I think this will be a drive by GM.
Need more rack time.
IDK but I think we really hurt Georgia’s championship chances.
Alexa, play Neck again.
I think this will be a drive by GM.
Need more rack time.
IDK but I think we really hurt Georgia’s championship chances.
Alexa, play Neck again.
Posted on 12/8/19 at 6:41 am to Armymann50
Happy Sunday OTrs of the GMT.
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