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Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:00 am
Today in History: June 13
1777 The Marquis de Lafayette arrives in the American colonies to help in their rebellion against Britain.
1920 The U.S. Post Office Department rules that children may not be sent by parcel post.
1940 Paris is evacuated as the Germans advance on the city.
1943 German spies land on Long Island, New York, and are soon captured.
1978 Israelis withdraw the last of their invading forces from Lebanon.
1979 Sioux Indians are awarded $105 million in compensation for the 1877 U.S. seizure of the Black Hills in South Dakota.
1983 Pioneer 10, already in space for 11 years, leaves the solar system.
Born on June 13
1831 James C. Maxwell, scientist.
JOTD
So a man walks into a brothel. He's a little down on his luck and only has $5. He asks the woman at the front desk, "So what can I get with this?" and hands her the $5. She takes the money and says, "Second door on the left." The man goes to the room and sees a chicken on the bed. He's confused and searches the room for a woman. He fails to do so and looks at the chicken. "Well, I guess it's better than nothing." He proceeds to have sex with the chicken. Turns out it was the best he's ever had.
A week later he comes back with $1. "So, uhh, what can I get for this?" The woman at the front desk says, "First room on the left." He walks into the room and sees a bunch of guys crowded around a hole in the wall. He gets a chance to peek through and sees two sexy lesbians getting it on. "Man, they're really going at it," he says, "This is pretty crazy." One guy from the crowd says, "Oh that's nothing. You should have been here last week, there was a dude fricking a chicken."
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 5:47 am
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:13 am to Armymann50
Good morning Hope y’all have a good day
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:16 am to Armymann50
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1983 Pioneer 10, already in space for 11 years, leaves the solar system.
no relation
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:18 am to pioneerbasketball
I was thinking maybe you made it back in record time.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:21 am to Armymann50
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JOTD
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
I see what you did there.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:27 am to Cdawg
Good morning
Making coffee...It’s going to be a long day.
Making coffee...It’s going to be a long day.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:29 am to Tester1216
It’s going to be long as any other day. Time wise.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:30 am to Tester1216
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going to be a long
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:32 am to Cdawg
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It’s going to be long as any other day. Time wise.
Thanks Einstein
Good morning Army
Y’all have a great morning guys
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 4:43 am
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:57 am to Armymann50
Great job A50. Good morning, gentlemen and Bella. Very pleasant waking up in the mountains but I must go back to the big, cruel City...
Go forth and be helpful.
Go forth and be helpful.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:19 am to Armymann50
quote:
JOTD
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
ummmmmmm
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