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Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:00 am
Today in History January 9
1861 Mississippi secedes from the Union.
1908 Count Zeppelin announces plans for his airship to carry 100 passengers.
1912 Colonel Theodore Roosevelt announces that he will run for president if asked.
1924 Ford Motor Co. stock is valued at nearly $1 billion.
1943 Soviet planes drop leaflets on the surrounded Germans in Stalingrad requesting their surrender with humane terms. The Germans refuse.
1992 The Assembly of the Serb People in Bosnia and Herzegovina proclaims the creation of a new state within Yugoslavia, the Rupublika Srpska.
2007 Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, unveils the first iPhone.
Born on January 9
1941 Joan Baez, American folk singer and activist.
Joke of the Day
Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim.
...after taking some time to size Jim up and decide that he can trust him, Carl tells Jim about his plan to escape.
"You see, " Carl says "for the first 5 years I was inside, I trained my digestive system to follow my command. Now I can eat something and it comes out broken down into it's components." Jim is skeptical, but intrigued.
Carl continues: "For the last five years, I've been swallowing pieces off my uniform. It's perfect, because the guards just think it's rats chewing on it."
So Jim asks, "Well, what does that have to do with me? How can I help?"
Carl says "Well, the pieces of fabric come out as individual fibers. I figure by this time next year, we'll have enough to fashion enough rope to get over the wall. I just need you to tie the fibers."
Jim, disgusted, says "You have got to be kidding me!"
And Carl says "I shite. You knot."
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:02 am to Armymann50
Oh crap!
It’s that time already? Damn.
Good Morning Gang
Go make Hump Day Great Again.
It’s that time already? Damn.
Good Morning Gang
Go make Hump Day Great Again.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:02 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Armymann and the OT Hope y’all have a fine day.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:03 am to Armymann50
Mornin OT. I'm hopefully about to head to bed in a few. Had to work last night and currently trying to get sleepy.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:03 am to Bullfrog
No rain today. Dry Hump day.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:06 am to Bigfishchoupique
quote:Not preferred
Dry Hump
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:06 am to Bigfishchoupique
While a moist Hump Day has its benefits, ya gotta work with what you’re given.
ETA: Time for a nap before a light workout. Catch y’all on the flip side.
ETA: Time for a nap before a light workout. Catch y’all on the flip side.
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 4:08 am
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:18 am to Bullfrog
quote:"I shite. You knot."
ya gotta work with what you’re given
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:37 am to Armymann50
Good morning folks. Waiting for daylight. Going to get some.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:53 am to dyslexic
Morning folks.
Happy Wendsday OTrs of the GMT.
Happy Wendsday OTrs of the GMT.
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 4:56 am
Posted on 1/9/19 at 5:06 am to farad
Good morning everybody
About to board a plane headed for West Palm Beach
About to board a plane headed for West Palm Beach
Posted on 1/9/19 at 5:35 am to Armymann50
Morning everyone. good joke army.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 5:44 am to Rockbrc
Morning Rockbrc,farad,B$B,jd,Wally Sparks,ctiger.
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 5:46 am
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